…she shot up from her seat and cried “Boo! Boo! Boo! Gorsuch, the Justice of Refuse! That’s what he is! So swear him in if you want! Swear him in! The Justice of Slime! The Justice of Filth! The Justice of Putrescence! Boo! Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck! Boo! Boo! Boo!”
When Ruth Bader Ginsburg saw Justice Gorsuch sworn in today…
she vowed to eliminate this interloper.
she immediately de…ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
she got a slight feeling, hard to describe, but something seeking to awaken a long forgotten memory, a memory of warm Spring days and care free abandoned allegiance to out dated norms imposed by previous generations. But it passed.
she produced a look that would make any tired old hag, spent, and beyond her prime proud.
When Ruth Bader Ginsburg saw Justice Gorsuch sworn in today… she told Neil “You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy”
…she fell in love all over again…
Her Depends undergarments went into overdrive as she wet herself in fear of a REAL Constitutional Scholar.
Her forehead collapsed.
…she said “I have an artificial hip older than him.”
…she Googled “How do I live longer”…
…she shot up from her seat and cried “Boo! Boo! Boo! Gorsuch, the Justice of Refuse! That’s what he is! So swear him in if you want! Swear him in! The Justice of Slime! The Justice of Filth! The Justice of Putrescence! Boo! Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck! Boo! Boo! Boo!”
You realize she is connected to the other end of the life sucking machine…
That’s the only possible answer as to why she is still alive…..
…grew nostalgic about her own swearing in day, showing everyone a photograph of the occasion taken by Matthew Brady.
When Ruth Bader Ginsburg saw Justice Gorsuch sworn in today…
she vowed to eliminate this interloper.
she immediately de…ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
she got a slight feeling, hard to describe, but something seeking to awaken a long forgotten memory, a memory of warm Spring days and care free abandoned allegiance to out dated norms imposed by previous generations. But it passed.
she produced a look that would make any tired old hag, spent, and beyond her prime proud.
Her jockstrap got tighter
…she quit and returned to her old job as talk show host Larry King.
she knew that she wanted to have his baby.
said, “I am your Mother, Neil.”
… let him fill a vacancy on the bench by whacking Arte Johnson with her handbag.
When Ruth Bader Ginsburg saw Justice Gorsuch sworn in today… she told Neil “You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy”
…then fell asleep, face down, in her pudding.
She put on her high-heel sneakers, and
Wore her wig-hat on her head.
…. she called on those flying monkeys…..