Straight Line of the Day: When Ruth Bader Ginsburg Saw Justice Gorsuch Sworn In Today…

(Filling in for Harvey)

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

When Ruth Bader Ginsburg saw Justice Gorsuch sworn in today…

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  1. …she shot up from her seat and cried “Boo! Boo! Boo! Gorsuch, the Justice of Refuse! That’s what he is! So swear him in if you want! Swear him in! The Justice of Slime! The Justice of Filth! The Justice of Putrescence! Boo! Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck! Boo! Boo! Boo!”

  2. When Ruth Bader Ginsburg saw Justice Gorsuch sworn in today…

    she vowed to eliminate this interloper.

    she immediately de…ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    she got a slight feeling, hard to describe, but something seeking to awaken a long forgotten memory, a memory of warm Spring days and care free abandoned allegiance to out dated norms imposed by previous generations. But it passed.

    she produced a look that would make any tired old hag, spent, and beyond her prime proud.

  3. When Ruth Bader Ginsburg saw Justice Gorsuch sworn in today… she told Neil “You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy”

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