Coming to a church near you: a robot “priest” that can beam light from its hands and give automated blessings to worshippers.
All they have to do is teach it how to shake down white people with discrimination lawsuits, and Al Sharpton’s out of a job.
Small edit: Instead of saying “‘Coming to a church near you: a robot “priest”…’ it should be “Coming to a “church” near you…”
Dominum Nabisco. Who at the crackers?
Who ate the crackers? (My “e” is getting sluggish. I blame Frank, Harvey and Basil for all those times I spewed on my keyboard.)
With a RePentium processor
Casting PERL before swine
You cannot servo God and mammon
A boy was walking down the street one day after purchasing some snacks at a local store. As he passed in front of a church, he slipped and fell in the mud.
“Jesus Christ God Almighty!” blurted out the boy.
A priest was walking by and heard him. “Excuse me son?”
The boy replied, “Cheese and Crackers got all muddy!”
Particularly good at autoMatins.
Can it be defragked?
Catholics won’t even have women priests, they are going to accept robots?