Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Revealed! The Obama administration was secretly spying on…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Revealed! The Obama administration was secretly spying on…
…all of the local buffets while Michelle was away.
Maxwell Smart.
Frank J.
one another.
Would explain why Frank clammed-up back then (well, that and his favorite: clamshell packaging),
…Joe Biden.
…Bo and Sunny.
Revealed! The Obama administration was secretly spying on…
the Local Dog shelter.
Nepal
the girls locker room at his daughters school, you know for *security reasons* wink, wink.
…on me and I, doncha know.
…people who wear political masks. (Duh, so he could unmask them. The guy’s a prevert.)
…Barack. Valerie doesn’t completely trust him.
…everyone
…moose and squirrel.
Revealed! The Obama administration was secretly spying on…you! Yeah you! No not that guy over there…you!
…There’s the tenor serenader, oh, we’d stop him if we could,
And the Swedish organist, I’ve got him on the list!
The people who eat lutefisk and claim it’s rather good,
They never would be missed, they never would be missed!
Then the idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone,
All centuries but this, and every country but his own;
And the lady from New Brighton, who dresses like a guy,
And who “doesn’t think she dances but would rather like to try.”
And that singular anomaly, the Senator Bill Frist
I don’t think he’ll be missed, I’m sure he’ll not be missed!
There’s the driver with the Happy Meal who’s talking on the phone,
The careless motorist, I’ve got him on the list!
The telephone solicitors who won’t leave you alone,
They never would be missed, they never would be missed!
There’s the waiter with the piercings, who can put you off the food,
Debaters on the radio who specialize in rude,
The patriot who waves the flag, then flies it in the rain,
American’s who never vote but know how to complain,
And those who thought those mass destruction weapons did exist.
They never would be missed, they never would be missed!
lutefisk is pretty good.
I’m keeping an eye on you…
Happy Syttende Mai + 1
Revealed! The Obama administration was secretly spying on…
Chicago bath houses
the immune systems of anyone surviving the school lunch program
The Choom gang
….anyone born on a day with a Y in it.
The Oompa Loompas — Anyone with orange hair and skin requires watching.
NCAA basketball brackets and tee times
Groot
. . . me and everybody else at the compound, but we lined our hats with tinfoil and totally “foiled” them. ‘Scuse me, time for my meds.
Richard Simmons