Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The “World’s First RoboCop” is now on the streets. Its only flaw…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The “World’s First RoboCop” is now on the streets. Its only flaw…
The “World’s First RoboCop” is now on the streets. Its only flaw…
only beats up black motorists it stops.
The “World’s First RoboCop” is now on the streets. Its only flaw…
it doesn’t like donuts.
no flat feet.
doesn’t stay bribed.
A requisition typo caused it to be given the behavior of a fish, so they called it RoboCarp.
The “World’s First RoboCop” is now on the streets. Its only flaw…
tends to take the law into his own hands when the level of injustice trips his inner conscience into acting the vigilante.
it doesn’t have unresolved romantic issues which lead to his incipient alcoholism.
doesn’t get into shouting matches with his Captain.
…it keeps saying “I’m gettin’ too old for this s**t”.
…it can’t remember if it fired six shots or only five.
“Recalculating.”
The “World’s First RoboCop” is now on the streets. Its only flaw…
a ray-shielded particle exhaust vent leading straight from the surface directly into its reactor core.
Show tunes.
tends to rationalize voting Democratic.
The “World’s First RoboCop” is now on the streets. Its only flaw…
can’t bring himself to say “just the facts m’am”.
eats his hot dogs with ketchup.
hates his new nickname, “Ironsides”
…is that it runs Microsoft Bob…
…difficulty in profiling humanoids.
…it has realized that all humans are inherently evil and must be eliminated.
if you’re a social justice warrior, is that it can’t be prosecuted.
It receives commands from Hillary Clinton’s private email server.
“Yoga routines again? CRITICAL FAILURE, REBOOT!!!”
…..is that the Intel Pentium inside of him gives heartburn.
…it operates on the assumption that No Lives Matter.
The “World’s First RoboCop” is now on the streets. Its only flaw…
It wasn’t programmed by Sledge Hammer!
…is that it’s already been hacked by the WannaCry ransom trojan and now it just stands there on the street corner begging for money – crying.
The “World’s First RoboCop” is now on the streets. Its only flaw…
… the Max Headroom interface.
…,it will only answer to “Murph”…
…is that they can’t keep him on the street. He always gets the top score on the sergeant and captain exams.
…he doesn’t make enough money to satisfy his ATM machine girlfriend.
…Sand in it’s shorts causes shorts.
…San Francisco model is not programmed to blow you, away.
…Is an overly friendly neighborhood cop who still likes to be addressed as Bender.
…even young female rookie RoboCops in the Mid-East have to try harder than their male versions.
…the K9 unit keeps mistaking him for a fire hydrant.
And he gets chased by those Damn Cats!
… this terrible pain in all the diodes down it’s left side.
…the directive not to arrest members of the Clinton crime family
…has a battery made by Samsung.
“Hold on! It froze.”
“What’s it doing?”
“Maybe it’s updating.”
“Look at its face! It’s BLUE!!”
“It’s the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!”
“Run!” (screaming)
It thinks there are only three laws.
Ooooh, old school. Bacon to you. ~~~~~~
…crappy, Chinese-made servo motors forced it to take a desk job.
…bad guys can hear it coming through the fillings in their teeth.
…once and awhile it stops and says, “Buddy, can you spare a dime for a forty-niner?”
No one knows why.
..is when he walks down the street he keeps playing the theme song from the TV show “COPS”.
Whatchu gonna do when they come for YOU??
Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty….
…the only acceptable alibi must be backed up by Siri or Alexa.
…criminals take advantage of the Atari game port.