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Not Satire – Greek Life retreat cancelled after banana peel found in tree
Go ahead and look at the picture (scroll down a bit). You’d have to be quite a snowflake to confuse litter with lynching.
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While it is unclear how the university will proceed to handle the incident, Vice Chancellor for Diversity and Community Engagement Katrina Caldwell noted that she will be speaking with fellow leaders to decide “what makes the most sense.” Are you f-king kidding me…nothing about this whole incident makes any sense! Some dude who can’t find a trash can throws a banana peel in a tree and the world comes to an end!?! It’s like something out of a movie…like (for example) that classic, Cool Hand Ryan.
Captain: Ryan Swanson! Ryan: Here, Captain. Captain: Maliciously disrupting campus life while eating a Banana. Captain: What was that all about? Ryan: Throwing a banana peel in a tree Captain. Captain: We ain’t never had one of them here before. Captain: Where did you think that’s going to get you? Ryan; I guess you could say I wasn’t thinking Captain. Well I’m thinking…just what in hell is a Vice Chancellor for Diversity and Community Engagement anyway, and what kind of salary does a useless drone like that get and then why do people wonder why the cost of higher education is getting more and more expensive and who are the other “leaders” she’s going to consult with, and lastly why is stupidity like this happening at ‘Ol Miss for God’s sake when you’d expect it to happen at any Ivy League school or any West Coast school??
I am Chiquita Banana and I’m here to say…WTF?
Do blacks not go grocery shopping? I am given to understand almost all Grocery Stores prominently display Bananas and Watermelons. Racists!