Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Arctic sea ice is actually increasing. Possible explanations include…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Arctic sea ice is actually increasing. Possible explanations include…
Arctic sea ice is actually increasing. Possible explanations include…
Erroneous reporting by a Scientist who will “adjust” his findings once his next funding review gets moved up.
Aliens.
Figures expressed using “male” numbers instead of a more appropriate “number” identification.
The word “increase” was not properly replaced by the acceptable term “decrease” in all texts.
The devious influence of there being too many Confederate Statues still standing.
just shut up and let your betters think for you citizen.
…Al Gore is holding a global warming conference in Greenland.
…brilliant Obama-era policy that sent Yeti coolers to polar bears.
Arctic sea ice is actually increasing. Possible explanations include…
See Clinton, Hillary “What Happened” for full list.
…Mother Gaia is planning a stealth attack on shipping from Liverpool.
…a climate change Ice Age brought on by deniers.
Arctic sea ice is actually increasing. Possible explanations include…
Unable to free your doubtful mind.
…Trump is just chillin’…
… and, for a change, is letting ICE do its job.
Arctic sea ice is actually increasing. Possible explanations include…
global warming has acted in the usual “Budget Cut” fashion practiced by Washington politicians.
…the recent increase in hurricane activity is acting to reduce global temperatures in the same way I reduce the temperature of my soup when I blow on it (alternate theory basis – all the blow-hards at the UN and in DC)…
…over-supply is due to dramatic decline in world demand for ice since Hillary started taking her drinks neat.
My kids left the refrigerator door open again.
Arctic sea ice is actually increasing. Possible explanations include…
Global warming, of course! Raise taxes!
the fact that Obama was such a “cool” President.
God has a sense of humor.
Bill made one more pass at Hillary.
Climate change has thrown the Earth’s climate into a state of imbalance where temporary, local fluctuations, such as that unusually harsh winter a few years ago, or an alleged and not proven increase in Arctic ice, are not-at-all contradictory proofs of global warming over the long run. That’s why we changed the description from Global Warming to Climate Change – just so stoopid deniers would not get the chance to argue against The Truth by using anecdotal information about temporary, localized weather systems or isolated phenomena. It’s SCIENCE!!1! We totally predicted it with math, and numbers from NASA. If you disagree, you are a fascist Gaia-raper who needs to be punched in the face with a chain.
Will you also want us to stay off your lawn too sir?
It means to take Wimbledon.
Oh, you’re no fun anymore.
“Arctic sea ice is actually increasing. Possible explanations include…”
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. . . a spillage of ice-nine.
Penguin gas had been omitted from previous readings-
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You do realize that Penguins are only native to Antarctica right? So it is impos… oh. Never Mind.