Straight Line of the Day: Arctic Sea Ice Is Actually Increasing. Possible Explanations Include…

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Arctic sea ice is actually increasing. Possible explanations include…

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  1. Arctic sea ice is actually increasing. Possible explanations include…

    Erroneous reporting by a Scientist who will “adjust” his findings once his next funding review gets moved up.

    Aliens.

    Figures expressed using “male” numbers instead of a more appropriate “number” identification.

    The word “increase” was not properly replaced by the acceptable term “decrease” in all texts.

    The devious influence of there being too many Confederate Statues still standing.

    just shut up and let your betters think for you citizen.

  2. …the recent increase in hurricane activity is acting to reduce global temperatures in the same way I reduce the temperature of my soup when I blow on it (alternate theory basis – all the blow-hards at the UN and in DC)…

  3. Climate change has thrown the Earth’s climate into a state of imbalance where temporary, local fluctuations, such as that unusually harsh winter a few years ago, or an alleged and not proven increase in Arctic ice, are not-at-all contradictory proofs of global warming over the long run. That’s why we changed the description from Global Warming to Climate Change – just so stoopid deniers would not get the chance to argue against The Truth by using anecdotal information about temporary, localized weather systems or isolated phenomena. It’s SCIENCE!!1! We totally predicted it with math, and numbers from NASA. If you disagree, you are a fascist Gaia-raper who needs to be punched in the face with a chain.

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