…”I got rhythm, I got music, I got my gal –
Who could ask for anything more?
I’ve got daisies in green pastures
I’ve got my gal –
Who could ask for anything more?”…
The Original Princess Leia (the hot one in the 3rd orignal sequence with the brass brazeir not the old one which I think is dead) wrapped in BACON and repeating over and over “Help me Frank J. Flemming, help me out of this BACON!” “Help me Frank J. Flemming, help me out of this BACON!” “Help me Frank J. Flemming, help me out of this BACON!”
…tuna!
…whirled peas.
…”Who are you? How do you know these things about me? Get away from me or I’ll call the police!”…
Happy Birthday, Harvey!
Hookers and blow.
…”I got rhythm, I got music, I got my gal –
Who could ask for anything more?
I’ve got daisies in green pastures
I’ve got my gal –
Who could ask for anything more?”…
…a larger carbon footprint.
…the song, “Ring My Bell” stuck in your head.
… you didn’t get it because of sexism, racism, anti-beardism, humorphobia, etc.
…”A border wall, a tax cut, and an end to Obamacare”.
Learn to live with disappointment.
…cookies with no walnuts.
and, of course, Bacon.
…a bacon tree. And some pigs made out of money.
. . . with Hilaire Belloc, “I’m tired of love. I’m still more tired of rhyme. But money gives me pleasure all the time.”
“I appreciate the thoughtfulness of your inquiry…but what exactly are you doing in my bedroom at 2 in the morning?”
An errant cruise missile striking a limo containing Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Bill and Hillary Clinton, and Barack and Michelle Obama…..
…a new book that will hopefully explain ‘What Happened’.
…a cento ventiquattro coffee from Starbucks.
…free Viagra for life.
…world peace and Jessica Biel’s phone number!
I suggest you die your underwear and learn to live within your limitations…but I do wish you a Happy Birthday.
The Original Princess Leia (the hot one in the 3rd orignal sequence with the brass brazeir not the old one which I think is dead) wrapped in BACON and repeating over and over “Help me Frank J. Flemming, help me out of this BACON!” “Help me Frank J. Flemming, help me out of this BACON!” “Help me Frank J. Flemming, help me out of this BACON!”