Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Forget taking a knee. The new NFL protest is…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Forget taking a knee. The new NFL protest is…
…taking exception.
…demanding safe zones with coloring books.
Will that safe zone be in the end zone or the red zone?
… Making a tea.
… Waking a bee
… Quaking a Wii.
Forget taking a knee. The new NFL protest is…
Crying like a baby that had its lollipop stolen.
Playing so bad they have to release you so you can claim racial injustice,
going to cost the NFL a few more points off their ratings.
Chris Foerster (Miami Dolphins) giving the white powder salute.
Disrespecting the flag on the play.
… Spending hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars flying to a game.
Send the plane, I’m ready to start protesting, VP Pence!!
…fumbling on the one-yard line…
…refusing to cash a paycheck from the oppressors…(this one isn’t getting much play)
… having their portfolios occupy Wall Street.
…changing the channel…
… demanding that all their games be played where human rights are respected, such as Cuba, Venezuela, North Korea, Nigeria, the south side of Chicago …
… having a Will Call free ticket booth for Antifa and BLM imbeciles.
… probably based on another lie.
…getting down on both knees and begging for a new fat TV contract next time it’s up for negotiation. While also begging for a government bailout because they’re too big to fail. I mean look at them. They’re huge.
putting your right foot in, taking your right foot out, putting your right foot in, shaking it all about, doing the hokey-pokey and turning yourself around, ’cause that’s what it’s all about.
saying “Hi, Dad!” to the camera instead of “Hi, Mom!”
You just made the list, pal…
…..the removal of both Vince Lombardi & Tom Landry statues as symbols of White Supremacists.
… getting far from the Madden crowd.
… doing a really icky shuffle (in support of Harvey Weinstein).
…trying to get $50 dollars for a Super Bowl ad spot.
… still taking a knee, but in a team’s own end zone with a 1 point lead and no time left, and a pick ’em spread.
… asking host cities to hold their breaths until they turn Blue.
… in Florida, throwing a Tampa tantrum.
For the Browns it would be doing a work stoppage while on offense.
How could you tell?
In Minnesota, Green Bay placards.
… filing a grievance with the concussional black caucus.
‘I taught I taugh a pooty tat!’
‘Sufferin’ succotash!’
…giving the quarterback the finger when he runs the Statue of Liberty play.
. . . spitting directly on the fans.
Given the reduced number of fans at the game that might be a little bit tough to accomplish.
Refusing to run a pick because slavery
Changing the term to “The indigenous native” zone.