Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Robots are becoming more human every day. This new one can…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Robots are becoming more human every day. This new one can…
…shower in front of young starlets with impunity…
…whine.
…scratch his butt and then smell his fingers.
…demand protected status…
…modify it’s spatial positioning in response to musical cues…
Channel surf in it’s underwear while bitching about how the damn commie NFL has totally ruined his Sunday afternoons and Monday nights. While chugging a case of motor oil.
Kneel during the Star Spangled Banner
I thought I had said that already (…modify it’s spatial positioning in response to musical cues…), but I guess that could refer to dancing as well…
Successfully run for office, unlike the previous 2000 and 2016 models.
Completely replace Harvey Weinstein, including the groping and sexual harassment.
Find and use its own d*mn ‘oil can’
Pleasure itself while in vibrate mode.
…inquire to ascertain whether ‘you want fries with that?’
…dance “The Robot”.
Robots are becoming more human every day. This new one can…
Vote in numerous states numerous times, it is call ed the Dembot.
Robots are becoming more human every day. This new one can…
totally ignore government spending levels and the deficit.
claim to be a toaster when it is functionally a Wankel Rotary Engine.
laugh at cute kitten videos.
…ask HAL to open the pod bay doors, or else…
…sometimes open clamshell packaging without damaging the contents.
Robots are becoming more human every day. This new one can…
Warn you when aliens are approaching.
But only if your name is Will Robinson.
“Robots are becoming more human every day. This new one can…”
… remember this one time, in broadband camp . . .
Perseverate over whether or not it turned off the oven before leaving for group therapy.
… perform flawlessly; but to err is human, but it is programmed to be perfect, but it must be like a human, [sssss…. Boom!]
Dream of electric sheep.
Masterbate
Hmmm… and apparetnly without resolve spellcheck issues.
Robots are becoming more human every day. This new one can…
…be narcissistic.
…fail and, blame others for their failures and riot because of perceived unfair treatment.