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Predictions for Trump’s State of the Union address

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  1. Predictions for Trump’s State of the Union address…

    Hillary Clinton will show up drunk and go on a 20 minute rant about Collusion, the Russians, not being treated fairly cause she’s a woman, etc. culminating in her throwing up in front of Dean Wormer.

  2. … speaking of the transcript, the PBS version will probably read something like this:

    “Thank you, MISTER [sic; sexist emphasis] Speaker. My ‘fellow’ [sic; sexist comment] A_M_E_R_I_C_A_N_S [emphasis added], it is my duty and pleasure TO STAND [sic; ableist comment] and SPEAK [sic; ableist comment] BEFORE YOU AND!!?? Deliver!!! THIS REPORT!!!!!”

  3. include a forecast of partly cloudy with a 100% chance that the Democrats and the MSM think that it was awful.

    are that at least one Democrat will forget to wear an important article of clothing.

    are that James Mattis has already planned out an artillery strike on the Democratic stronghold in the Capitol.

  4. Predictions for Trump’s State of the Union address…

    …more common sense than you will hear from the rebuttal.

    …hookers and blow.

    …Liberal TV anchors doing their Tommy impression and then telling the people at home how wrong and bad Trump is.

    …Dems wearing out the seats of their britches.

  5. Trump will say he’s for abortion on demand, tripling food stamps, giving trillions to labor unions, and confiscation of all guns. Democrats immediately rebut all these ideas as being stupid.

  6. Old Testament, real wrath of God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes! The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together…mass hysteria!

  7. I see treason, greed, red noses too
    I see Lisa Bloom pushing #MeToo
    And I think to myself
    What a pundit-filled world

    I see sighs, and boos, clowns to indict
    Blight, biased ways, and dark secret fights
    And I think to myself
    What a pundit-filled world

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