Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Predictions for Trump’s State of the Union address…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Predictions for Trump’s State of the Union address…
Predictions for Trump’s State of the Union address…
Winning. America Great Again. More to come.
Predictions for Trump’s State of the Union address…
The over/under on Democrat Protesters being escorted from the Balcony is 3.5.
Predictions for Trump’s State of the Union address…
better ratings than the Grammy’s.
Predictions for Trump’s State of the Union address…
he tells the nation, take the Pats, lay the points and bet the over.
“…a tuna in every bowl.”
To which Nancy Pelosi will reply….
It’s naught a tooooona!
In her case, it probably is.
Predictions for Trump’s State of the Union address…
whatever he wants the Democrats will be against it.
Predictions for Trump’s State of the Union address…
some Civil Servant Democrat will trigger a nuclear alert to interrupt it.
Checkmate in 6 moves.
Predictions for Trump’s State of the Union address…
A Melania wardrobe malfunction. [Confidentially, I am rooting for that one.]
She’s too classy for that.
She doesn’t wear the types of clothes that such an ‘accident’ could happen.
We aren’t that lucky.
(We an always hope that Alyssa Milano does a nude protest…well…at least as long as she doesn’t actually SAY anything.)
Heard a song lyric today that fits
“She’s hotter than the Sun, just not as bright.”
Democrats with respond with lies and strawmen….not so much a prediction as a historical reference.
I hear that they got at least 7 different people planning rebuttles.
That way they make sure they appear to support all the mutually-exclusive talking points they’ve been spewing.
Predictions for Trump’s State of the Union address…
Metaphorical burning of Schumer and Pelosi at the stake. [Well maybe not metaphorically…]
Predictions for Trump’s State of the Union address…
Hillary Clinton will show up drunk and go on a 20 minute rant about Collusion, the Russians, not being treated fairly cause she’s a woman, etc. culminating in her throwing up in front of Dean Wormer.
Then she drunk-dials Huma for a hook-up.
um, eww
CNN has taken a photo of the empty chamber, to run with the headline “No-Shows At Trump Speech!”
…”I predict…pain!”…
Those who have to cringe through the endless virtue-signalling cutaway shots that the media just won’t be able to resist showing will envy those who just read the transcript of the speech.
… speaking of the transcript, the PBS version will probably read something like this:
“Thank you, MISTER [sic; sexist emphasis] Speaker. My ‘fellow’ [sic; sexist comment] A_M_E_R_I_C_A_N_S [emphasis added], it is my duty and pleasure TO STAND [sic; ableist comment] and SPEAK [sic; ableist comment] BEFORE YOU AND!!?? Deliver!!! THIS REPORT!!!!!”
…Joe Kennedy III will be sober when delivering the rebuttal.
Relatively.
For a Kennedy anyway.
He’s only going to drink beer.
Hopefully no young, female staffers will be harmed in the production.
include a forecast of partly cloudy with a 100% chance that the Democrats and the MSM think that it was awful.
are that at least one Democrat will forget to wear an important article of clothing.
are that James Mattis has already planned out an artillery strike on the Democratic stronghold in the Capitol.
.. Party-Cloudy With a Chance of MAGAballs.
Predictions for Trump’s State of the Union address…
…more common sense than you will hear from the rebuttal.
…hookers and blow.
…Liberal TV anchors doing their Tommy impression and then telling the people at home how wrong and bad Trump is.
…Dems wearing out the seats of their britches.
The use of giant paper mâché heads and sock puppets in at least one of the rebuttals.
They’ve already booked a Kennedy, so that covers the plaster heads.
Millions of liberals running around with their fingers in their ears shouting “la la la la la”
Hillary’s reaction.
…it will be quite arresting.
…RBG will be napping elsewhere.
Trump holds up the severed head of Kim Jong Un. Nancy Pelosi claims it was “photo chopped”.
Trump will say he’s for abortion on demand, tripling food stamps, giving trillions to labor unions, and confiscation of all guns. Democrats immediately rebut all these ideas as being stupid.
Trump announces that he has signed an EO restricting the Democrat rebuttals to the appropriate date of April 1. Maxine Waters asks an aide if that’s the day that comes after March 34th.
Predictions for Trump’s State of the Union address…
having crushed his enemies and driven them before him he will hear the lamentations of the women.
Democrats have no women, only very girly men.
and the women are very manly.
Predictions for Trump’s State of the Union address…
Hillary Clinton will invite Stormy Daniels to her box. Immediately regret it when Bill shows up.
And all that can be seen is the back of her head bobbing up and down, and a grin plastered across Bill’s face.
Her box? Is that a euphemism?
Predictions for Trump’s State of the Union address…
vast protests by people who will finally have a shot at getting a job in the expanding economy.
,,,more covfefe.
…more MAGA!
…more winning, I never get tired of these.
Please look under your seat. You’ll find the keys to a Brand New Car!
Old Testament, real wrath of God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes! The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together…mass hysteria!
Bile and vitriol from the Left. Let’s say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of bile and vitriol from the Left. According to this morning’s sample, it would be a Twinkie… 35 feet long and weighing approximately 600 pounds.
Yes…That’s a big Twinkie…
…Obama will show up demanding to speak about the dangers of Islamaphobia and eating Tide pods.
Amnesty for Chuck Schumer.
I see treason, greed, red noses too
I see Lisa Bloom pushing #MeToo
And I think to myself
What a pundit-filled world
I see sighs, and boos, clowns to indict
Blight, biased ways, and dark secret fights
And I think to myself
What a pundit-filled world