Friday Night Open Thread

I love Weird Al.

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Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s Friday Night Open Thread.

What’s on your mind?

What Makes a Man Turn Neutral?

In this year’s U.S. News Best Countries ranking, Switzerland takes the #1 spot, with the USA in 8th.

Yeah, but our tweets are better. Ever read Switzerland’s? “Woke up today. Almost took a side on something. Went back to bed until the feeling passed.”

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Happy Life Day!

[Star Wars’ infamous Holiday Special, explained] (Viewer #610,176)

I was one of those “lucky” few who actually saw the original run of “The Star Wars Holiday Special”. Even at the time, though, I thought it was kinda dumb & hokey, but no worse than the Star Wars gang appearing on the Muppet Show where Chewbacca dances with R2D2.

Link of the Day: Don’t Remember the Last Time I Read Such a Delicious Gloat-Post

[High Praise! to Townhall]

Laugh At The Democrats As They Die On Amnesty Hill

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

It’s a Bit Like the Dentistry Scene in “Marathon Man”, Except Without the Clove Oil

A new poll shows that the share of Americans who think government should do more has reached its highest point in more than 20 years.

Obviously those respondents have never been done by the government.

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Not Sure They Thought It Through

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Straight Line of the Day: In Exchange for Agreeing to President Trump’s Border Wall, Democrats Now Want…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

In exchange for agreeing to President Trump’s border wall, Democrats now want

The Illustrated Frank J: Your Attention, Please!

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Or Ask Lois Lerner’s IT Guy

Attorney General Jeff Sessions vowed to leave “no stone unturned” in his search for 50,000 missing FBI texts.

This seems obvious, but… have you checked Hillary’s bathroom?

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