Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In exchange for agreeing to President Trump’s border wall, Democrats now want…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In exchange for agreeing to President Trump’s border wall, Democrats now want…
…every single Republican voter permanently exiled to Mexico.
…two first round draft picks for 2018
…research grants to study the DNA of flying pigs.
…walls around all wooded areas to keep Hillary from wandering off the political landscape.
.. illegals to pass it to find out what’s in it.
…Hookers, Gigolos, and blow.
That’s the law firm that I use.
… a viable candidate to explain how they were against the wall before they were for it.
If they ain’t for it they should be against it. If you know what I mean and I think you do.
…someone to answer Hillary’s question :”What Happened?”.
… Texaco to pay for it.
… lots and lots of LePetomaine tollbooths in it.
… a modern-day Mr. Gorbachev to tear it down.
Bugs Bunny {chewing on a carrot:} “Whatta more-in! What a vote-acqu-irony. Heh heh heh.”
{Notices Yosemite-Bound Sam, an adult border-crosser:} “Eh? {chomp chomp chomp} What’s up, DACA?”
…a shrubbery!…
…someone to take Nancy Pelosi off their hands…
…it to be immediately torn down upon completion. By taxpayers, the illegals are way too valuable for that kind of work. They might harm their voting fingers.
their Maypo.
good seats at the Super Bowl.
wives who look like Melania (both the men and the women want that).
Extra bacon for the Maypo. I remember that ad campaign … (But maybe for Dems it should be Maypole?)
In exchange for agreeing to President Trump’s border wall, Democrats now want…
a hug.
In exchange for agreeing to President Trump’s border wall, Democrats now want…
his head. On a silver platter. With some Fava beans and a nice Chianti.
In exchange for agreeing to President Trump’s border wall, Democrats now want…
to be King of the Forest!
to do the Hustle.
a good bedtime story, a warm glass of milk and to get tucked in tight. Oh, and check for Monsters under the bed and in the closet.
… glasses for Schumer that rest higher on his nose.
… giant novelty gravel (Pelosi’s demand).
… an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow politico-doc subpoena.
Only works if you pronounce it like Wilfred Brimley.
In exchange for agreeing to President Trump’s border wall, Democrats now want…
a reach around.
Only works if you pronounce it like Gunny Ermy.
That’s just common courtesy…
Democrats Now Want..
…a pony. As a counter offer the president promised them something associated with ponies.
…to rrreturn dis rrrecord. Eet ees scrrratched.
Perhaps they waaahnt . . . do they wahhhhhnrt …. that?
Please squeeze my bum.
A hug. But not in a gay way. More like a Viking.
A nice M.L.T.; a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich. Where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.
I love that. It so perky.
…a border tunnel system like they had in Hogan’s Heroes.
…Russian collusion.
In exchange for agreeing to President Trump’s border wall, Democrats now want…
Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want.
So, tell me what you want, what you really really want.
I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want.
So, tell me what you want, what you really really want.
I wanna—, I wanna—, I wanna—, I wanna—, I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig, ah.
In exchange for agreeing to President Trump’s border wall, Democrats now want….To limit the consumtion of schnitzengruben by Americans to no more than fifteen per day.
They want the Republicans to give them a harrumph!
They want to sn**ch two hundred thousand acres of Indian land.
They want a box full of these……
In exchange for agreeing to President Trump’s border wall, Democrats now want….To limit the consumtion of schnitzengruben by Americans to no more than fifteen per day.
They want the Republicans to give them a harrumph!
They want to sn**ch two hundred thousand acres of Indian land.
They want a box full of these……
Hummmmmmm…I posted this twice. I don’t know quite how I did that. Must of pushed the “down button” towards the up position.