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Archive of entries posted on 29th January 2018

Monday Night Open Thread

Posted by Basil on 29 January 2018, 9:00 pm

Just because something is bad for you doesn’t mean it isn’t good for you. Or something.

[The YouTube]

Is there anything you want to tell us? Something going on that you’d like us to know? Got a joke, perhaps? Anything at all? It’s Monday Night Open Thread.

What’s on your mind?

Filed under Open Thread, Videos | 5 Comments

A Great Princess Once Said…

Posted by Harvey on 29 January 2018, 8:00 pm

Several major companies are giving their employees $1000 bonuses because of the Trump tax cuts, but House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi dismissed those windfalls as merely “crumbs“.

Yes, I’m sure she’d prefer that we eat cake.

[title reference link]

Filed under One-Shots | 7 Comments

Low Altitude Flying

Posted by Harvey on 29 January 2018, 7:00 pm

[Air Travel In Real Life] (Viewer #151,475)

It’s been a while since I’ve flown, but I think I’ve experienced most of these at one point or another.

Filed under Videos | Comment

Link of the Day: Worse Than “In School Without Your Pants”

Posted by Harvey on 29 January 2018, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to XKCD]

Hawaii

While you’re at the link, be sure to hover your mouse over the picture and enjoy the extra caption

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | 1 Comment

What… Sea Turtles Are Getting Their Heads Caught in Straws Now?

Posted by Harvey on 29 January 2018, 4:00 pm

Anti-plastic California lawmakers are considering a law that would include a $1000 fine or even jail time for waiters who give their customers plastic straws.

Spitting in your food is still ok, though, because technically that’s organic.

[title reference link]

Filed under One-Shots | 4 Comments

Does James Cameron Have the Guts to Make This Sequel?

Posted by Harvey on 29 January 2018, 2:00 pm

[High Praise! to Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal]

Filed under Funny Pictures | 4 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: Democrats Think Trump Will Get Us Into a Nuclear War. Or, Even Worse,…

Posted by Harvey on 29 January 2018, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Democrats think Trump will get us into a nuclear war. Or, even worse,…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 23 Comments

The Illustrated Frank J: I Hate Myself for How Much I Like This Idea

Posted by Harvey on 29 January 2018, 10:00 am

[reference link]

[source]

Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | 3 Comments

As John Madden Would Say: “Boom!”

Posted by Harvey on 29 January 2018, 8:00 am

Evil Democrat mastermind George Soros said that President Trump has the US “set on a course towards nuclear war“.

Yes. And like Truman, it’ll be one we win.

Filed under One-Shots | 1 Comment

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