Thursday Night Open Thread

As part of getting old, I have a hard time relating to what else is old. For example, this song. It was a big hit a quarter century ago. That means it’s as old now as Nat King Cole’s “Mona Lisa” was when I graduated high school. As old as I thought that song was, a high school senior today thinks of this song as just as old. I have a time wrapping my head around that.

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Other than the fact that I’m old, what else should we talk about? Got something on your mind? It’s Thursday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?

I Like Your Optimism

Former DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz said that having Trump make Democrats look like idiots over the government shutdown is actually giving them “potential for momentum“.

Interesting. Never heard a downward spiral called that before.

Starring Kim Jong Un As Nelson Muntz

[Tall Man In Car] (Viewer #1,233,811)

Every time I hear about Trump talking smack on Twitter to North Korea, I picture him as the tall man in the tiny car.

Link of the Day: Not Surprised At Anything Involving George Lucas

[High Praise! to Cracked]

17 Original Products That Are Actually Total Ripoffs

Also, Cracked is totally a ripoff of MAD Magazine

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Colluding With Codfish

Spotted off the coast of North Carolina: a Russian spy ship.

Stupid Russians. 55 years and they STILL haven’t caught Moose and Squirrel.

Beware of Honest Politicians

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Straight Line of the Day: Now Getting a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Now getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame…

The Illustrated Frank J: Powered by an ObamaCord

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A Long Way, Baby

At a women’s equality anti-Trump protest, foul-mouthed women spit and swung their fists at reporters.

Looks like they have equality already. At least in behaving like Teamsters. Except that they hit like girls.

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