Spotted off the coast of North Carolina: a Russian spy ship.
Stupid Russians. 55 years and they STILL haven’t caught Moose and Squirrel.
Spotted off the coast of North Carolina: a Russian spy ship.
Stupid Russians. 55 years and they STILL haven’t caught Moose and Squirrel.
Why do they need to spy on us when they have Donald Trump feeding them intel?
If we could talk to the Democrats, just imagine it
Bearing a red herring, don’t you see?
Imagine when our flag’s unfurled, finding Moose and Squirrel
What a neat achievement that would be.
If we could talk to the Democrats, learn their languages
Maybe take a Democrat degree.
We’d study obfuscation regal, obscene and illegal,
Legislator, guinea pig, and flee!
We would caucus on polar ice and ISIS,
And we could curse in fluent wanker, too.
When people ask us “Can you speak hypocrisy?”
We’d say “Aristocracy? Can do.”
If we could talk to the Democrats, learn their languages
Think of all the things we could dismiss
If we could walk with the Democrats, talk with the Democrats,
Grunt and squeak and squawk with the Democrats,
And they could squeak and squawk and speak and then walk — what bliss!
Second line should read, probably, now that I look at it,
“Hearing a red herring, don’t you see?”
That would be mixing the metaphor, would it not?
how about, “its only Red herrings that they can see.”
Bismark was a hewwing!