Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Record-setting: world’s longest commercial flight – 19 hours. What do you do on a plane for 19 hours?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Record-setting: world’s longest commercial flight – 19 hours. What do you do on a plane for 19 hours?
Record-setting: world’s longest commercial flight – 19 hours. What do you do on a plane for 19 hours?
Think about new avenues of investigation TO GET TRUMP!
Record-setting: world’s longest commercial flight – 19 hours. What do you do on a plane for 19 hours?
Zug-zug.
Record-setting: world’s longest commercial flight – 19 hours. What do you do on a plane for 19 hours?
keep saying “are we there yet”?
Record-setting: world’s longest commercial flight – 19 hours. What do you do on a plane for 19 hours?
look for mutha-effing snakes.
Take some ambien and troll some Libtards.
Record-setting: world’s longest commercial flight – 19 hours. What do you do on a plane for 19 hours?
stay in the air.
This message brought to you by Captain Obvious…
I am always reminded of an old George Carlin line.
“Time to get on the plane.”
“F-you, I’m getting IN the plane. Let the daredevils ride ON the plane.”
… go online and file the inevitable lost luggage claim
… look out the window to ensure that there are no creatures on the wing trying to destroy the plane
Record-setting: world’s longest commercial flight – 19 hours. What do you do on a plane for 19 hours?
Same thing we do on every 19 hour flight Harvey…try to take over the world!
(((shakes fist))) Dagnabit! Pinky and the Brain were the first thing that popped into my head too! SNAUFF!!!
Develop deep vein thrombosis, iibh.
Sing “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall” again and again and again and . . .
. . . and no-one around you has so much as a nail file to shove in your throat. Curse you, NSA!
Write the Great American Novel.
Sorry, Frank beat you to it.
learn a new language; maybe Swift? I think Frank J. has had some experience there.
(And try to avoid deep vein thrombosis.)
Start jotting down Hillary’s excuses for losing the election. (You’ll have to continue after you land.)
Strategize what you’re going to do when the 18-hour bras around you begin catastrophic failure.
Tell the folks around you how you met Elaine before your raid on the Drambuie Islands.
Explore the limits of your tolerance for other peoples’ parenting techniques.
Try to make out better than your dog in the overhead compartment.
Make 1,140 helpings of Minute Rice.
Stare contemptuously at the dog in the carrier crate next to yours.
Take and all-too-short 18 hour catnap.
Tweety and Sylvester. The big boxer dog and Sylvester are in their crates on a train, and Sylvester has just mouthed off royally to the dog, as the train goes up a hill, which causes his crate to slide towards the dog’s.
…become King of the Mile-High Club, provided you were able to get your suitcase of viagra through security.
“You are now free to groove about the cabin.” </Barry White voice>
Two signs on the lighted panel above the bathroom:
“Occupied”
“Next”
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We seem to be experiencing some turbulence. Strange thing is, it’s coming from inside the plane!”
If this Airbus is a-rockin’, don’t come a -knockin’.
“I like Airbus and I cannot lie . . .”
Bob in Feenicks – putting the Up in the “Up, Up and Away”.
“Fly United”
— Bob in Feenicks
“We love to fly, and It shows”
— Bob In Feenicks
“We fly to love, and It shows”
— Bob In Feenicks
“Unfasten you seatbelts. It’s going to be a humpy ride.”
– Bob in Feenicks –
Someone whisper to Bob that his no-fly is showing…
Covfefe, Wet T, or Me?
” . . .and Leon is getting larger . . . “
(Sorry. I don’t like to work Jet Blue.)
Boeing-chica-wow-wow…
wait patiently for the show to come back on.
“What do you do on a plane for 19 hours?”
♩”I’m relieving on a jet plane . . . “♩
“What do you do on a plane for 19 hours?”
Start dreaming non-Euclidean dreams.
“What do you do on a plane for 19 hours?”
Get as drunk as a drunken sailor
get as drunk as a drunken sailor
get as drunk as a drunken sailor
until you’re landing in the morning.
Hi-Ho and upchuck rises
Hi-yo and upchuck rises
Hi-Ho and upchuck rises
Early in the descent.
Shake his ‘Tini he will tell her,
Shake his ‘Tini he will tell her,
Shake his ‘Tini he will tell her,
Stewardess keep ’em coming!
You two are in your cups again I see!
Binge watch Dr Who.
Keep trying pick up lines on the flight attendants, ’cause you just know that is what they live for.