“Stand fast men, if that is how you are identifying yourself today and should not be taken as a dismissal of anyone who is currently choosing a different self-identification from the myriad of other possibilities Mother Gaia presents to us. Now where was I…
“Stand fast men… How can you stand fast? I’ve never understood how one can stand down, either. Jimminy, leadership’s hard. Dismissed! Oh, and don’t fall out . . . Never got that one, either.”
The Good news is that in the future the weather will be much, much warmer.
The Bad news is that one of you yahoos is going to have to invent the SUV first.
General Washington: Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.
“And someone get a gender neutral porta-potty out here asap!”
“Stand fast men, if that is how you are identifying yourself today and should not be taken as a dismissal of anyone who is currently choosing a different self-identification from the myriad of other possibilities Mother Gaia presents to us. Now where was I…
“Stand fast men. The British don’t even have pointy knives anymore.”
“Stand fast men… How can you stand fast? I’ve never understood how one can stand down, either. Jimminy, leadership’s hard. Dismissed! Oh, and don’t fall out . . . Never got that one, either.”
Men I got some good news and some bad news.
The Good news is that in the future the weather will be much, much warmer.
The Bad news is that one of you yahoos is going to have to invent the SUV first.
General Washington: Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.
“Now go do that Yankee Doodle that you do so well!”