Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
If you could do anything in the world as your career, what would you do?
I’d be the guy who tells Nancy Pelosi when Trump does something that makes America a better place.
I’d never get tired of seeing the look on her face.
If she could still move her ‘toxed up puss enough to actually have a look.
… wait, you’re supposed to have a career?
Driving Miss Daisy Dukes
Lucking into the role of doing the voice for Homer Simpson has been taken, so I’ll just forego picking a #2 choice.
Retired.
Internet commenter.
Who wouldn’t want to be paid to be an anonymous jerk?
I take pride in my amateur standing.
I take pride in my professional quality jerkyness.
I’m hoping to get called up from the data miners.
That’s not a good joke, but it’s a relevant one.
What it was doing in my pajamas I’ll never know.
Do you know why a duck??
I always wanted a carrer as an idle rich man, never quite made it. So I had to go to work for fifty years to become what I am now…an idle retired middle class man.
The next contestant on American Idle!
If only you had one staircase going up, one going down, and one going nowhere just for show — then you’d know you made it!
Only if you can also piddy piddy pum.
That wasn’t moderated??
No way, since I was a wealthy man.