Icebreaker: What Is One Article of Clothing That Someone Could Wear That Would Make You Walk Out on a Date With Them?

Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data

76 Fun Icebreaker Questions

Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)

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What is one article of clothing that someone could wear that would make you walk out on a date with them?

Oh, there’s lots, I suppose, but wearing a ushanka hat with a red star would definitely get a walkout.

After I set the accursed thing on fire.

I’m a Cold War vet. Soviet symbolism triggers me.