Friday Night Open Thread

I love Weird Al.

[The YouTube]

Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s Friday Night Open Thread.

What’s on your mind?

This Conspiracy Has No End

In Philadelphia, a teacher is being accused of taking bribes in exchange for good grades.

Hmmm… in anyone investigating to see if the students are Russian?

Minus the Annoying Bro-Noises

[Dude Perfect on a Budget | 2-D Trick Shots] (Viewer #213,246)

Tilt table magic. I wish he’d say what angle it was at.

Link of the Day: The Left Ain’t Gonna Trigger Themselves, Ya Know…

[High Praise! to PJMedia]

The Left Needs Nazis

Makes me wonder… if Nazis had never existed, what would liberals call conservatives?

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Icebreaker: If You Could Be Any Animal in the World, What Animal Would You Choose to Be?

Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data

76 Fun Icebreaker Questions

Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

If you could be any animal in the world, what animal would you choose to be?

The bunny rabbit that attacked Jimmy Carter.

It would have been a short life, but glorious.

WWWD?

[Submitted by Slapout (High Praise!)]

Straight Line of the Day: Scientists Now Claim That Animals Making Noises Are Having Conversations. What Are They Talking About?

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Scientists now claim that animals making noises are having conversations. What are they talking about?

The Illustrated Frank J: Some Are More Equal Than Others

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Made, Not Born

Weird from MIT: an artificial intelligence that the team trained to be a psychopath.

Teach him to say “for the common good” and the Dems will have a viable 2020 candidate.