Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
If you could be any animal in the world, what animal would you choose to be?
The bunny rabbit that attacked Jimmy Carter.
It would have been a short life, but glorious.

A bronotosaurus, for two reasons.
First, to prove there were brontosauruses, second because SMOD showed up ontime for them.
MS-13
Eric Burdon
I am the Walrus, koo-koo-kachoo.
I am the zzyzx, zzz, zzz, kazzz.
a firefly. I like the idea of being able to fly in any direction and create light, as well.
Nope – you’ll be canceled too soon
A lazy, contented house-cat. Nothing like a job description which consists of: lay in a sunny spot for 18 hours, get belly rubs, and eat meat.
Hummmm…I’m surprised DamnCat didn’t post this.
I bet he would want to be a dog.