Okay, this is the video I was supposed to post back on April 27th.
Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s Friday Night Open Thread.
What’s on your mind?
Archive of entries posted on 1st June 2018
This Is How He Lost His Last Job
Back at work at Caliburger: a robot that cooks 300 burgers a day.
Now they just have to teach it to ask “fries with that?” instead of “Sarah Connor?”
In My Heart, It’s Always Been a Planet
[The journey to Pluto, the farthest world ever explored – Alan Stern] (Viewer #337,424)
I didn’t know about the last-minute glitch. Even without it, throwing a satellite at a rock 3 billion miles away and only missing (on purpose) by a thousand miles is pretty impressive. I can’t even hit a tree with a snowball most days.
Link of the Day: Starbucks, Roseanne, and Valerie Jarrett’s Familiar Haircut
[High Praise! to Stilton’s Place]
Just asking: are we supposed to know that Valerie Jarrett is black just by looking at her, or do liberals expect us to Google the ancestry of all Obama administration officials? Because she looks about as black as 90’s Michael Jackson.
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Icebreaker: If You Could Do Anything in the World As Your Career, What Would You Do?
Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
If you could do anything in the world as your career, what would you do?
I’d be the guy who tells Nancy Pelosi when Trump does something that makes America a better place.
I’d never get tired of seeing the look on her face.
If she could still move her ‘toxed up puss enough to actually have a look.
The Prize
Straight Line of the Day: Record-Setting: World’s Longest Commercial Flight – 19 Hours. What Do You Do on a Plane For 19 Hours?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Record-setting: world’s longest commercial flight – 19 hours. What do you do on a plane for 19 hours?
The Illustrated Frank J: Good Point
Not a Credible Claim
After hiring former President Obama to make TV shows, Netflix claimed the shows “won’t have a political slant“.
Are you kidding? Obama breathes politics. He literally politicized carbon dioxide.