Back at work at Caliburger: a robot that cooks 300 burgers a day.
Now they just have to teach it to ask “fries with that?” instead of “Sarah Connor?”
Back at work at Caliburger: a robot that cooks 300 burgers a day.
Now they just have to teach it to ask “fries with that?” instead of “Sarah Connor?”
Anything but “Your clothes…give them to me”.
What, was he alloyed off?
Something’s not adding up here. I had a summer job at a fast-food joint. 300 burgers sounds like just one hour’s work in an afternoon rush (double burgers and all). What’s the robot doing the rest of the time? Chasing robot bums out of the robot ladies’ room? Attending sensor-tivity training?
Union.
So…. working on killing all humans huh?
He’d do better at McDonald’s but I guess you gotta start somewhere.
… and you rarely get a virus with its big Mac.
“HAL, we’re going to ask you to work take out tonight.
And by take out, we mean definition #1, not colloquial definition #2. OK?”
I hope it was an American built robot at least. Keep those durn furriner robots in furriner robotland where they belong.
You’re selling the lack of mistake, not the lack of McSizzle.
I know this is off subject but….at last….they’ve caught The Mad Crapper!! And I always thought it was Larry Korger.
http://www.fox5ny.com/news/school-official-poop-football-field
Finally they flushed him out.
The Mad Crapper?
He can now become the “Jared” of Starbuck’s.
Or, which is worse, the “Starbuck’s” of Jareds. One of him everywhere.
Good one Oppo.
“a robot that cooks 300 burgers a day”
Provides an excellent opportunity for a counter-advertisement:
“This … Is … Sbarro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
You don’t want to see the robot that makes the milkshakes.
Yuck!
Gyro-rating all over the place . . .
No wonder they chose as their mascot The Grimace.
I don’t want to see the robot that makes the donuts!
“a robot that cooks 300 burgers a day”
But do drones deliver them?
Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce
Spatial orders don’t upset us
The drones will deliver them today for a promise to pay them next Tuesday.
Three hundred burgers a day!?! The union shall hear of this!!