Straight Line of the Day: 44% Think There Will Be a Civil War Soon, Between…

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44% think there will be a civil war soon, between…

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  1. the Capulets and the Montagus.

    those who think that Miller Lite is less filling and the demented souls who think that it tastes great.

    San Francisco and Portland, over which city is more “woke”.

  2. 44% think there will be a civil war soon, between…

    those that use the term “literally” incorrectly and those that understand that those others think they are using it correctly.

  3. 44% think there will be a civil war soon, between…

    …the hours of 10 and 2

    …Hamilton and Burr

    …Chocolate and Peanut Butter. (The price of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups will go through the roof)

  4. Me and My Shadow.

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    Those who faint when they see “Dukes of Hazzard,” and those who pull the fainting couch out from under them.

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    Star-bellied Sneetches, and those without stars on thars.

    It should be noted that 44% of the population are not, uh . . . how shall I put this? . . . MENSA members.

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