Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
44% think there will be a civil war soon, between…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
44% think there will be a civil war soon, between…
the Capulets and the Montagus.
those who think that Miller Lite is less filling and the demented souls who think that it tastes great.
San Francisco and Portland, over which city is more “woke”.
San Francisco and Portland, over which city is more “woke”.
Seattle is going to intervene and b!tch-slap them both.
New York has to be the hands down winner, it is, after all, the City the doesn’t sleep.
…me and the cocker spaniel next door.
Those who replace fresh coffee with Folgers Crystals and those who find out.
I’m not saying between humans and aliens….but it will be between humans and aliens.
them and the other 56%.
…Laurel and Yanny…
…the Democrats and the Americans.
It won’t be civil if the Dems are involved.
…Ginger and Mary Ann…
It’s what the Howells divided against themselves cannot stand.
Mary Ann.
Both.
It’s not a cold war, it’s a hawt one.
A menege a hachacha
…gun-grabbers and gun owners (I wonder how that one will come out)…
Real people vs unnamed sources
…between Red Hen restaurants and Chick-Fil-A
Amazon and Google
44% think there will be a civil war soon, between…
those who are nuts and those that aren’t
One side will bring in “Mounds Meg.”
44% think there will be a civil war soon, between…
those of us with guns and those that can’t figure out which gender they are today.
44% think there will be a civil war soon, between…
those who think they’ve posted the last sign on the Moon and he who did.
Who…Oppo!?
Oh him. Definitely.
Sweet.
You aren’t the guy in front of the tank.
44% think there will be a civil war soon, between…
people who call themselves Americans and those that ARE Americans.
The good and the bad. Could get ugly.
Chuck Norris and everyone else…..
so everyone else loses?
I didn’t say it was fair.
Can I stand with Chuck?
I’m standing behind Chuck.
Spinning back kick will get you there too.
44% think there will be a civil war soon, between…
those that use the term “literally” incorrectly and those that understand that those others think they are using it correctly.
44% think there will be a civil war soon, between…
Star Trek fans and fans of Star Wars.
Rebs* vs. Yanks**.
*Those who want to reboot Star Wars
**Those who want to yank it altogether.
Michael Moore’s right cheek and left cheek…. after bean burrito night.
…Left Twix and Right Twix.
… and the Silly Rabbit faction that’s above it all.
Between? Nope. It will be among the 63 genders. Fear not though. If it appears your side is losing, you can always redeclare.
63??!??!! How dare you put a numerical limit on gender fluidity, bigot!!
Democrats vs. companies manufacturing lie detectors and BS meters
Toilet paper roll mounted under the roll or over the roll.
44% think there will be a civil war soon, between…
…the hours of 10 and 2
…Hamilton and Burr
…Chocolate and Peanut Butter. (The price of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups will go through the roof)
Those who disagree with what you say and those who will defend to the death your right to say it.
Used to be one united group.
Me and My Shadow.
.
Those who faint when they see “Dukes of Hazzard,” and those who pull the fainting couch out from under them.
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Star-bellied Sneetches, and those without stars on thars.
It should be noted that 44% of the population are not, uh . . . how shall I put this? . . . MENSA members.
Trump-silencers and Trump; otherwise known as Gag and MAGAg.
Ex-jocks and sports babes. (It’ll’ be an interNESN conflict.)
Those who are sick and tired, and those who are sick and noways tard.
Never go full tard…
Those who think the world will end tomorrow vs Those who think the world will end next week
Those who are black on the right side and white on the left vs those who are white on the right side and black on the left side.
… the quick and the undead.