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Moana and The Lord of the Rings Have the Same Plot
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All I know is Michelle Obama was/is Lord of the Onion Rings.
Heihei was the real hero.
“Look! A boat! And Heihei’s sailing it!”
“Wait — I think Moana Sue is on it also.”
“Oh. Oh yeah.”
So what movie was that? I don’t think I’ve ever heard of it.