Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need
Currently: 63 Icebreaker Questions For Adults (Not all of which will be used)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
If you had your own talk show, who would your first three guests be?
Frank J.
Whoever posts the last sign on the moon.

When do you want to book my appearance?
I’ve always admired the optimist….even when his optimism is completely futile.
Not as futile as the over confident assumptionist.
Me, myself, and I.
(Like a lot of talk show hosts.)
Going to pretend to be Obama?
“On the show tonight:
Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Vlad, Vlad, the Dancing Comrade.”
Best ratings imaginable.
A lizard, a duck, and a pool of brown liquid.
David Hogg, a member of MS-13, and a pool of yellow liquid.
So just one guest?
Someone, someone, and the TV weathergirl.
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.
Frank, Harvey, and Basil…who else?
Gary Busey, Johnny Depp and Ozzy Osborne.
Because nobody can pass by a train wreck without stopping to watch.