It’s Harvey’s birthday today, and all he really wants is…
To join an exclusive country club so he can pal around with rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and wealthy liberal Democrats.
It’s Harvey’s birthday today, and all he really wants is…
well I’m not saying its an Alien but…its an Alien.
…his two front teeth.
…a left handed banana slicer.
…his face etched onto the surface of the moon.
…a star named after him, which will turn out to be an oncoming SMOD.
…Doof Warrior’s guitar.
I heard it as “two front teeth,” and preferably not his.
I was afraid to ask whose he most wanted…
I didn’t know bananas could be left handed.
Sinistrophobe!
They can if you don’t cut off their hands.
…to continue going to antique shops and visit his old furniture.
…what he really, really wants…
Well tells us what he wants, what he really, really wants…
…more covfefe.
…an autographed copy of Frank J. Fleming’s latest novel (available at bookstores and on-line)…
Oooh, cannot I get an on-line version autographed!
Sure – just send Frank J. your iPad.
… a new double-headed coin; his current one has scratches all over one side.
… the codes, Mr. Bond, if you please.
… for us to keep it classy, just once.
Too late… dat.
… the John McCain treatment, minus the death.
It’s Harvey’s birthday today, and all he really wants is…
To join an exclusive country club so he can pal around with rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and wealthy liberal Democrats.
Noticed you omitted Methodists this time. Trump told me you were really offending him since he is one.
… an iPod with all of Obama’s speeches.
… more cowbell. Hell, any cowbell.
…. two steps, Mister, give him two steps toward the door.
Three sir.
He might need four, considering his advancing age…but I’m not sure I’d want to see him no more.
whirled peas.
…I dunno, let’s ask…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmivKyEY1Dk
…depends.
Tuna!
To get a Harumph from any guy.
… for Veeshir to wish him a Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday Basil!
a giant wooden badger.