Obviously the dinosaurs were driving too many SUVs. The Medieval Warming Period was undoubtedly caused by people driving too many SUVs too. Fracking likely had something to do with the climate change in both cases as well. We mustn’t let minor details, such as facts, get in the way of a perfectly good narrative.
Doesn’t that mean it was significantly warmer in Canada back when this T.-Rex was alive?
How did mankind cause that? How did Canada get colder? Does climate go through cycles?
Guess he did have a pretty big carbon-based footprint, though.
Obviously the dinosaurs were driving too many SUVs. The Medieval Warming Period was undoubtedly caused by people driving too many SUVs too. Fracking likely had something to do with the climate change in both cases as well. We mustn’t let minor details, such as facts, get in the way of a perfectly good narrative.
I refuse to comment until my last T-Rex joke is labeled either:
A: too subtle
B: not funny
Yes.
WHEW
Glad that’s been cleared up.
According to Gary Larson the real reason Dinosaurs went extinct is because they were smoking cigarettes.
Well, we’re going to have a bigger, better T-Rex, and we’re going to make the Coelacanths pay for it!