Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary Clinton actually said on camera that she won’t be running in 2020. Instead, she’ll be…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary Clinton actually said on camera that she won’t be running in 2020. Instead, she’ll be…
…learning how to poll dance.
Geezus man, just thanks for THAT image.
…strolling and trolling.
…learning an amazing frittata recipe.
….stylin n’ profilin’.
…waiting to be asked nicely to save the nation…
…checking her hot sauce supply…
…just in case she finds herself trapped in her car in the middle of nowhere with only hot sauce to eat like that guy in Oregon.
…desperately trying, with geometric logic, to prove that her last campaign was sabotaged by Russian trolls…
…trying again to pass the Charm School GED.
and putting the “offensive” in “charm offensive.”
“Hillary Clinton Actually Said on Camera That She Won’t Be Running in 2020. Instead, She’ll Be…”
…waddling.
…rebooting her entire political career by getting a job bartending in Brooklyn.
Bacon to you sir! this was going to be mine…
… modeling the latest in orange jumpsuits with long numbers across the front.
… patenting her line of server cloths. Vince will be doing the new commercials for ShamCow.
Hillary Clinton Actually Said on Camera That She Won’t Be Running in 2020. Instead, She’ll Be…
…trying to stand with no help.
… running in 2020. She lies a lot.
Hillary Clinton actually said on camera that she won’t be running in 2020. Instead, she’ll be…
accepting the Presidency has her due.
Hillary Clinton actually said on camera that she won’t be running in 2020. Instead, she’ll be…
well I’m not saying it has something to do with Aliens but… it has something to do with Aliens.
Hillary Clinton actually said on camera that she won’t be running in 2020. Instead, she’ll be…
getting ready for the Break dancing event at the Tokyo Olympics.
… taking long walks on James Woods.
… dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight. And getting drunk and falling down. Same as every day.
…secretly building a cadre of meddling kids…
… campaignin’ for the fjords.
But she’s an Edsel.
At least she not a Yugo. She dodged that bullet.
Actually Hillary hasn’t “run” anywhere in well over thirty years.
Hillary Clinton actually said on camera that she won’t be running in 2020. Instead, she’ll….
Do the same thing she does everyday Harvey…try to take over America!
…secretly replacing Bill’s coffee with Folgers Crystals.
…and saltpeter.
…and ethylene glycol – the sympathy vote is a powerful weapon.
She’ll be replacing Bill’s instant coffee with fresh ground…
…glass.
…be working to find the real murderer of Vince Foster.
Leasing her butt to be a DeathStar in a new Star Wars movie.
Living in a van down by the river
Building a giant wooden badger …. just outside the White House gate.
Hillary Clinton actually said on camera that she won’t be running in 2020. Instead, she’ll be starring in the new Blazing Saddles remake. Here’s some dialog from the movie….….
Bart: I better go check out this Hillary character.
[Bart reaches for his gun]
Jim: Oh no, don’t do that, don’t do that. If you shoot her, you’ll just make her mad.
Hedley Lamarr: My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.
Hillary: Ditto.
Hedley Lamarr: “Ditto?” “Ditto…you provincial putz!!”
Hillary: Hillary no go. Hillary stay with Sheriff Bart. Sheriff Bart first man ever whip Hillary. Hillary impressed. Have deep feelings for Sheriff Bart.
Hillary: Hillary only pawn… in game of life.
Hillary: Hillary only prawn… in game of left.
Good one. Schnitzengruben to you sir!