Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Shocking! Journalists caught covering up the truth about…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Shocking! Journalists caught covering up the truth about…
Shocking! Journalists caught covering up the truth about…
Hanging curveball. Well I’m not saying its Aliens but…. its Aliens.
Shocking! Journalists caught covering up the truth about…
everything they ever reported, ever.
…the heartbreak of psoriasis!
Shocking! Journalists caught covering up the truth about…
large wooden badgers and surreptitious castle entry.
Shocking! Journalists caught covering up the truth about…
your momma!
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Frank, Harvey, Basil and what the parrot saw.
…fight club.
Hey, you aren’t supposed to talk about that.
I’m a rebel.
So you’ll never ever be any good.
That’s exactly what Mom said.
Well you’re not a rebel.
No, no no
You’re not a rebel
No no no
You’re not a rebel
to meeeeeeeeeee
Shocking! Journalists caught covering up the truth about…
tin foil.
Shocking! Journalists caught covering up the truth about…
their IQs.
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Catholic High School girls who stay out past 10:00 at night.
Shocking! Journalists caught covering up the truth about…
what’s behind the Green Door.
Was their source Deep Throat?
at some point, yes.
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Hillary Clinton, take your pick of any story.
Shocking! Journalists caught covering up the truth about…
Pinky and the Brain’s plots to rule the world!
…whatever Democrats tell them to.
Shocking! Journalists caught covering up the truth about…
Area 52.
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the light inside a closed refrigerator.
Shocking! Journalists caught covering up the truth about…
the current state of Schroedinger’s cat.
And the fact that the SPCA won’t let him have any.
Maybe, maybe not.
…what caused Chip and Joanna Gaines to walk away from their TV empire…
…the secret that keeps Howie Long happy…
…what those meddling kids are up to…
Meddling…what else?
Shocking! Journalists caught covering up the truth about…
covering up the truth
And then all the joy within you dies.
Shocking! Journalists caught covering up the truth about…
How many members of congress from CA, OR, and WA who are just simple farmers. Who are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.
Shocking! Journalists caught covering up the truth about…
Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong? Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop? Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?
Shocking! Journalists caught covering up the truth about…
What’s been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped.
The time has come to act, and act fast. I’m leaving.
Shocking! Journalists caught covering up the truth about…
who shot JR.
It was Maggie, in a shocking cross-over event…
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The Pinball Wizard and the miracle cure!!
…things Tom Cruise can’t handle.
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Wonka’s Willy.
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…order 66.
… the big covfefer-up.
…pizza box font size
… the New Solylent Green Deal
… the Russian Collusion parrotting being bloody demised.
… Jim Acosta being, in reality, a stack of babies in a trenchcoat with a fedora.
… the military creating an army of pig-men.
Shocking! Journalists caught covering up the truth about…
Momo
…the caliber of disaster indicated by the presence of a pool table in the community.
That could be trouble…
With a capital T !
Next thing you know words like “Swell” will be slipping into their vocabulary.
… and they’ll be reading “Captain Billy’s Whiz Bang.” Gotta be more accurate than the New York Times.
My favorite story about that film is that the producers took Cary Grant to the theater to see the play, to help him decide whether he wanted the role in the film version. He reportedly replied, “Not only won’t I star in it, but if you don’t hire Robert Preston I won’t even go see it!”
… Marie only lost 49 pounds on NutriSystem!
…cats covering up what the press has been shoveling all these years.
… the fact that most “journalists” today couldn’t cover a bed with a blanket.
…the hiring of all MSM journalists is done with a pentagram in Harry Reid’s basement.
…Russian being the first language of all journalism school applicants.
…the genocide of Conservatives not going as well as expected.
…most slip and fall accidents occur in a reporters slime trail.
… a certain ancient Chinese secret.
… a certain prank played on unsuspecting coffee drinkers.