I’m telling you, it’s very true, the country’s at its worst
With Trump empowered every hour and that ‘America First.’
We have foreign investments — Waiter, and a first-class thirst —
Sometimes I feel, lately, that the rich are truly cursed.

Put it on my tab. My husband will see to it.
It’s only money — and believe me, honey, I will blow right through it. {sips}
I heard that sweet intern of his and he still do it.
He’d rue the day you knew I knew — if he only knew it!

If somebody had told me, several years ago
A socialist over a socialite?  I’d have voted “No.”
Bernie Sanders burned the standards.  It only goes to show.
Sandals over scandals, now we really have to go.

Got nothing against him, except everything.
Maybe dear, old Hillary is waiting in the wing.
No matter what they think of her, think of what she’d bring
To the table — if she’s able — it’d be another Prog Spring!