This is from 10 years ago this week. — The Editors
So, SarahK and I started watchin Mad Men
FRANK SLOGAN IDEAS
* Hunt’s Ketchup: “When for some reason you can’t get Heinz.”
* Taco Bell: “It’s like Mexican food.”
* Maglite: “Just try bashing in someone’s skull with our competitor’s flashlight.”
* Windows Vista: “The future is..#&..X$E.. Unrecoverable slogan error 0x63F5E1.”
* Arby’s: “It’s like food.”
* RC Cola: “The Switzerland of the cola wars.”
* Spam: “Release your inner hobo.”
* Coors Light: “When you want alcohol and you don’t care what the delivery system is.”
* Toyota Prius: “Still not as gay as riding a bike.”
* Band-Aid: “It’s a brand name, dammit!”
* Coffee-mate: “As seen on Mythbusters.”
* Chips Ahoy!: “Betcha you’ll bite a chip… which will be nice respite from the dry, flavor-less cookie.”
* Bic Pens: “Can never find a pen? Try the @#$% store!”
* Hostess Twinkies: “Expiration Date: When the sun swallows the earth.”
Tippecanoe and Biden too!!
Disney World: How can Two Months Salary last a week
Red Baron’s: A Great Alternative to Pizza!
He stood up to Corn Pop, and he’ll stand up for you! Vote Biden.
Huffy: “It’s Bicycle Shaped, That’s Close Enough”
That slogan makes me want to buy CoffeeMate, and I don’t even drink coffee.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
He’s never worn blackface…and he never will! Vote Biden.
“As far as he knows. And as far as you know.”
Vote for Joe Biden you should. ~ Yoda
Heinz is the superior ketchup, but I switched to Hunt’s back in 2004. Oh, and I ate at Arby’s tonight.
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I would say it should be a red star but then that has too many bad connotations. How about making it Red, White and Blue?
But I always love hearing Ray Stevens, in “Ahab the Arab,” mention “sippin’ on an R.O.C. Co’-Cola.”
PITA ™ Chips: No, It’s Not An Acronym
Cheez wiz: if it’s almost food, but not quite, it’s cheez wiz.
Democrats: taking disproportionate offense at quasi-imagined slights since 1828.
I like Cheez Wiz, especially the one in the can.