When you hear the beginning of this song, do you think of MC Hammer or Rick James? That says a lot about … well, something.
What’s been on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? A topic to discuss? It’s Thursday Night Open Thread.
Who wants to start?
Best version of the song ever:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fHSwm9BRT1c
Sorry, but I just can’t bring myself to hit “Play.” There’s a voice inside me saying “I can’t watch this.”
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, “Nothing.”
She then said, “That’s what you did yesterday!”
I replied, “I WASN’T DONE , SO I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF FINISHING RIGHT NOW.”
The reason I said “nothing” instead of saying “just thinking” is because she then would have asked, “About what?” At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: “Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?” Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn’t really know, here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, “It might be nice to have another child.”
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, “You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.”
I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap.
The question can be answered definitively these days by asking it of a Trans Woman who, the Left assures me everyday, can have both nuts and a baby.
Was that black coat a Nudi coat Hammer was wearing at the awards? It looked like something Porter Wagner would have worn.
I’m now picturing Porter Wagner standing at the microphone in front of the Wagonmasters, glancing at the camera with his head slightly turned down saying “You can’t touch this”
Pissed away money on stuff like gold toilets, then wonders why he went bankrupt….