Russian Collusion – no
Stormy Daniels Collusion – no
Ukraine Collusion – no
Collusion Collusion – no
Twitter Collusion – no
Bribery- no
Obstruction – yeah, that’s the ticket
… using a plastic straw
… calling it “taking a Schiff”
… putting America first
… running in 2020 against a dwindling list of jokes
… telling the truth
… covfefe!
Existing….if you’re not of the appropriate political mindset.
…publishing the Straight Line of the Day 2 hours early.
Ah-whoops!
I’m not a programmer either!
You’ve got to get up pretty early in the morning . . .
. . . to give Dems two extra hours to concoct charges.
Harvey Award!
… understanding what “is” is…
… tweeting without a license…
… picking your feet in Poughkeepsie…
Fishing in Fishkill.
…Innocence.
It’s no excuse.
Also, excuses are impeachable too.
Having the last name “Trump” or “Pence.”
Russian Collusion – no
Stormy Daniels Collusion – no
Ukraine Collusion – no
Collusion Collusion – no
Twitter Collusion – no
Bribery- no
Obstruction – yeah, that’s the ticket
…refusing to resign.
getting a majority of the votes from the Electoral College.
And a Harvey to you!
…resisting impeachment.
He didn’t help them put the noose around his neck.
Obstruction!
…not willingly allowing a colonoscopy by committee.
…substituting pears for peaches in your cobbler.
…having an attractive spouse.
But then how did they impeach Bill Clinton?
How did they not impeach Obama and FDR?
That’s easy…in Clinton’s case they just applied Catch-22.
That’s so crazy it’s sane!
Yes, and everyone has a share.
“Impeachable Offenses” now apparently include…
Saying Basil not Basil.
“Impeachable Offenses” now apparently include…
being described using a word that has no rhyme.
“Impeachable Offenses” now apparently include…
leaving the toilet seat up.
I agree, that is an impeachable offence for sure! ~ Nancy Pelosi
Do Trans women prefer the seat up or down?
I believe they prefer no seat at all.
Smoking a cigar with an intern
“Impeachable Offenses” now apparently include…
Smoking in the Boy’s room.
Also, non-gender-fluid inclusive restrooms.
… using a plastic straw
… calling it “taking a Schiff”
… putting America first
… running in 2020 against a dwindling list of jokes
… telling the truth
… covfefe!
…Billy Mumy thinks “You’re a bad man”…
That can get you a one way trip to the corn field.
…putting walnuts in cookies.
… having conservative thoughts
“Impeachable Offenses” now apparently include…
Putting the bomp in the bomp-shoo-bop shoo bop.
…And even more egregious. Putting the ram, in the ram-a, lam-a, ding dong.
That’s what they got Clinton on.
True, but he used the “cigar clause” and eventually he beat the rap.
… that feeling you get when you’re about to share a funny anecdote, but then think you might have told it to this crowd already.
“Impeachable Offenses” now apparently include…
Wooden badger building.
Double parking your large wooden badger
Not having your large wooden badger properly leashed.
“Impeachable Offenses” now apparently include…
your “Woke” quotient is too low.
…putting the toilet paper on the roll the wrong way. -It doesn’t actually matter which way you put it on, they’ll always claim it’s the wrong way.
…[shakes Magic 8-ball] Reply hazy, ask again later.
“Impeachable Offenses” now apparently include…
making 5 the number of the counting.
That’s right out
…whaddaya got?
… giving cute but insulting nick names to your political rivals.
Yelling “LEEROY JENKINS” in a crowded movie theatre.
Giving a harumph
“Impeachable Offenses” now apparently include…
Posting on IMAO.
…exposing the incompetence of the FBI according to article umm… Uh…. You’re in trouble.
Shouting “the house speaker has no clothes!” In a crowded Congress.
Or shouting liar during a presidential address…even when he’s lying.
… Saying 99.9% when you mean “most”.
Cat and dogs, living together.
That there is just unnatural.
Not posting the next day’s STOLTD at the same time as yesterday’s.
Defeating a Democrat in an election.