Straight Line of the Day: A brawl broke out at a Bernie rally. What caused it?
Brawl Breaks Out in the Middle of a Bernie Rally
American Thinker | February 17, 2020A fight broke out in the middle of the Bernie Sanders rally on Sunday evening at the Colorado Convention Center. The Democratic presidential candidate rallied thousands of supporters in Denver in a campaign stop before the March 3 Colorado primary.
(Original source CBS.)
It was competing hair stylists trying to ‘feel the Bern’.
Bros trying to impress hos.
Somebody brought an economics book.
It wasn’t so much a brawl as an audition for gulag guards.
The People’s Front of America and The American People’s Front going at it again.
(f’ing splitters!)
The merch booths ran out of free stuff.
A brawl broke out at a Bernie rally. What caused it?
The Sharks really wanted to rumble that night.
A brawl broke out at a Bernie rally. What caused it?
What brawl comrade?
A brawl broke out at a Bernie rally. What caused it?
The Mensheviks were getting uppity.
Bolsheviks vs. Mensheviks. Bolsheviks: 7, Mensheviks: nothing. You see, it can be done!
A brawl broke out at a Bernie rally. What caused it?
Lack of an Oxford comma in the Manifesto.
A brawl broke out at a Bernie rally. What caused it?
Well I’m not saying it was Alien anarcho-syndicalist communists but… it was Alien anarcho-syndicalist communists.
A brawl broke out at a Bernie rally. What caused it?
The violence inherent in the system.
But who was being the oppressor and who was the oppressee?
This time the oppressed was a black man wearing a “black guns matter” t-shirt.
Bernie bros aren’t exactly known for their tolerance of uppity black folk who don’t know their place.
You are a vote for us and nothing more and don’t forget it!
… Someone yelled “Woke”, another heard “Choke”, they were both amped on coke…
… There was a difference of opinion about the relative merits of the Bolsheviks and the Mensheviks…
… Listen to the radio,
Talkin’ ’bout the last show.
Someone got excited,
Had to call the state militia.
I wanna move….
A brawl broke out at a Bernie rally. What caused it?
Bernie flung his Depends into the crowd.
Common Sense showed up and was definitely not welcome. Once sighted, the brawl was started by Sanders supporters Gimme, I Want, I Need, Victimhood, Free Stuff, Irrational, Stupid Is, Stupid Does, mind-numbed Berkeley grads (redundant), CNN, and the NEA.
The biggest mystery surrounding the brawl was that anyone in that group recognized Common Sense.
A brawl broke out at a Bernie rally. What caused it?
Got a little crowded on the Group W bench.
I heard it was all started by the Father Raper faction of the Group W bench.
Well, the commoners in communist environs are usually fighting over food, so I’m going with that. Except in this case, where the commies are upper middle class brats, it probably wasn’t anything mundane like bread, it was probably a $7 Starbucks.
Someone used a four letter word -‘work’, and then a fight broke out. Don’t worry, he is recovering in his room in his Mom’s basement and will someday find a job when he feels better.
LEEROY JENKINS!
Bernie Berninating across the countryside.
Bernie said he really wouldn’t do it for Randolph Scott.
Someone switched the coffee with Folgers Crystals.
They ran out of free hot cocoa with marshmallows.
Someone pronounced Basil as Basil.
Someone from Washington and someone from Houston got into an argument over the Astros’ cheating scandal.
Boobies!
And not the twinned kind!
Snowflakes cut in front of the Boomers at the Pudding bar.
Jello Pudding? Jello Pudding Pops?
It was those meddling kids…
Antifa types were triggered by the presence of an old white man on the podium…
A brawl broke out at a Bernie rally. What caused it?
It was caused by the age old conflict between the “twinkles up” and and “twinkles down” factions of the Democrat party.
A brawl broke out at a Bernie rally. What caused it?
What else? Maryann or Ginger?
Many attendees mistook it for a Barney Rubble Rally