Since I know you all are desperate to know.

1. Osaka airport introduces canine comfort room, complete with pole (Real)
2. Target Announces Senior Discount For Anyone Who Self-Identifies As Age 60 Or Older. (Parody)
3. Malpractice? This Nurse Included Shoes and Clothes in Your Body Weight. (Parody)
4. Come to Rio, get robbed: Brazil tourism body shares awkward Instagram post. (Real)
5.  Australian Officials Touting Bushfire As Huge Success. (Parody)
6. Woman accused of calling 911 after parents cut off cellphone. (Real)
7. New Hampshire Police Chief strips off clothes after being stripped of duties. (Real)
8. Woman who flashed Google street view car faces legal charges. (Real)