Have you noticed there’s a lot of news lately about animals? Monkeys with herpes. Monkeys with Coronavirus. And now an animal that doesn’t need oxygen.

That last one is really weird. I mean, an animal that doesn’t need oxygen? It’s a parasite and it’s related to jellyfish.

I would normally make a joke about Democrats here, but the truth is that while Democrats are parasites and are as spineless as jellyfish, they do suck all the air out of the room, so there is that difference.

It’s just that all this crazy animal news is causing some concern. Is that one of the signs of the Apocalypse? I don’t recall monkeys being mentioned, nor non-oxygen breathing critters anywhere in Revelation. Still, it seems like it could be one, just because it’s so unusual.

Maybe I’m just noticing more odd animal news. Beats reading about Democrats, though, so there is an upside.