Straight Line of the Day: Why Don’t We Do It In The Road? Posted by Oppo on 15 April 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Why don’t we do it in the road?
He heh. Y’know, they say a “fetish” is when you use a feather. “Kinky” is when you use the whole chicken. Reply to this comment
Only two people can keep a secret, if one is dead from the China Virus, capisce? Reply to this comment
Joked the comedian in San Francisco. Modesty dictates, court stenographers transcribe. That’s where the rubber met. Reply to this comment
By my math I’ve spent twice as much of my life reading and answering the SLOTD than it would take to watch every episode of The Simpsons, which would take almost a month. Reply to this comment
…cause I’d rather have rub burn than road rash? …cause I didn’t build that road…someone else built it Reply to this comment
I avoid actions that could lead to a Darwin Award. I have done it along side the road. Does that count? Reply to this comment
Because I’d rather remain 3-dimensional.
reminds me of my father handing me a snow shovel “your cat’s out in the road”
Why don’t we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us.
We don’t? Mom always ordered me to “go play in the street”!
Why don’t we do it in the road?
Only if you bring the chicken.
He heh. Y’know, they say a “fetish” is when you use a feather. “Kinky” is when you use the whole chicken.
Because “My way or the highway!” is idiomatic.
Because meetings of two or more people have been suspended in California…
Only two people can keep a secret, if one is dead from the China Virus, capisce?
That would be crossing a line.
Because Botts’ Dots are really uncomfortable…
The road is being hit by Jack!
“But you’re too socially distant.”
Joked the comedian in San Francisco.
Modesty dictates, court stenographers transcribe.
That’s where the rubber met.
…because in Soviet Russia the road does it in us.
Reader note – I think this is the 2000th Straight Line of the Day!
I thought some had been queer.
You mean a Straight Line of the Gay?
By my math I’ve spent twice as much of my life reading and answering the SLOTD than it would take to watch every episode of The Simpsons, which would take almost a month.
…because we don’t want to be trampled by the Viscious Chicken of Bristol.
…cause I’d rather have rub burn than road rash?
…cause I didn’t build that road…someone else built it
OK. But not in the back alley.
Hey, let your freak flag fly I say.
…because you might end up with a tar-baby
I avoid actions that could lead to a Darwin Award. I have done it along side the road. Does that count?
…the sign did say ‘Humps for 100 yards’
We used to, but then we kept losing too many big-rigs in the Obama Chunnel.