A priceless moment of accidental honesty.
Per Howie Carr of the Boston Herald:
Sleepy Joe thanked the “essential” workers, who, he said “literally are carrying our nation on their backs.”
Literally.
On health insurance:
“We should be making it easier, not harder, to make sure, to se-, to make sense. Let me put it another way, it makes no sense.”
And on logistics:
“No American should have to wait a single minute so Donald Trump can put his signature on a physical check.”

We’ve never really had an honest to God senile person as our president before now…so this just might be fun. It’ll be just like having Governor William J. Lepetomane as our president only Biden won’t be stealing land from the Indians (mostly because every thing worth stealing from the Indians has already been stolen from the Indians) so much as he’ll be stealing money from the taxpayers, and lets face it there’s a lot more to be mined from the taxpayers…a lot more.
Joe Biden: the Lily von Shtupp of politics. He’s tired.
Well he’s gotten it from the Ukrainians and Chinese so why not the Indians? DNF.
You forgot the casinos. But Joe didn’t.
I’m pretty sure a campaign staffer must have come up with that name, as it is much too coherent to actually be Joe’s handiwork.