We convince the other G8 nations that we can get them in the door to a great investment opportunity for a modest entry fee. They just need to recruit at least 4 new countries and they will get a percentage of those new entry fees. Those new countries will be a branch in their feeder system that will produce cash flow up the chain.
If the economy is anything like a Japanese sports car, the sure fire way to boost performance is a really big rear spoiler and ground effect LED lights.
The $100/hour minimum wage, of course.
One sure way to boost the economy…
Don’t vote for Democrats.
… put a phone book under its seat.
…stop spending other peoples money.
…Release The _______!
…Tax the reich.
…let prisoners out of jail and make it illegal to not wear a mask in public.
…replace handshaking with pistol whipping a politician.
…lie to the pollsters.
Red Bull
First thing we do… let’s kill all the lawyers.
We convince the other G8 nations that we can get them in the door to a great investment opportunity for a modest entry fee. They just need to recruit at least 4 new countries and they will get a percentage of those new entry fees. Those new countries will be a branch in their feeder system that will produce cash flow up the chain.
Foolproof.
….well there’s this Nigerian Prince that I know of….
If the economy is anything like a Japanese sports car, the sure fire way to boost performance is a really big rear spoiler and ground effect LED lights.
Don’t forget the coffee can on the exhaust!
More celebrity solidarity videos.
Reinvest the money we’re no longer spending to recycle all the newspapers that aren’t being printed.
Make the Economy acceleration knob go all the way to 11.
Automate the press. Send the former reporters to Siberia. They can learn to cold
Instead of the government taking a percentage of whatever we produce….how about we just let it keep whatever it produces?
We’ll grind up all the RINO horns and sell them to the Chinese with the promise that it’ll give them big ELECTIONS.
… virtual hookers and no-contact blow…
Steal underwear
Make reusable masks
Profit
… online Joe Biden Dementia Bingo games