Internet Overwhelmed by Demand for Exclamation Points; Commenters Asked To Tone Down Comments Posted by Oppo on 12 May 2020, 3:00 pm Government Launches “Calm-ment” Campaign “We need to reserve exclamation points for essential writers” Use of ‘ones” no substitute, official says.
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THey may take our exclamation marks, but they will never take… our semi colons. Reply to this comment
Egad!!!!!
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THey may take our exclamation marks, but they will never take… our semi colons.
Or ampersands…
That’s not an exclamation mark, that’s just AOC on her period!