When I take my kitten for a walk;
How I wish that it could talk.
Of all the wishes ever written;
How I wish I had a kitten!
Freaking people with freaking masks
Freak me out when some freak asks:
“Excuse me, are you Miley Cyrus?”
“No. Just long hair. Coronavirus.”
My neighbors must be on LSD
I think they’re far worse off than me:
I imagined that (imagine that!)
That they want to pet the cat.
The trouble with a kitten is that,
Eventually it becomes a cat.
(Ogden Nash??)
Yes, it is by Ogden Nash – and copyrighted. I’m glad you like it as it is one of my favorites!
Frances (Nash’s grand-daughter)
Embiggening people, fitting for shrouds
Taking two spaces where one’s a crowd
Toilet paperless people, life in the bog
No bacon tomorrow, the pigs went whole hog
Sitting quiet, stuck at home
Told by Gavin not to roam
Just one thing I have to ask,
To go someplace, without a mask
Exhibit one – it’s Adam Schiff
Corrupt in spades, just take a whiff
Committed to himself alone
Phoney show trials always blown