Straight Line of the Day: The biggest waste of money right now would be…
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Dog food.
I don’t know. I asked my dog and he seems to think that cats fit that description fine enough. I would think it would be in a cat’s interest to make sure that there are plenty of menu choices.
Sooo, you want to starve senior citizens, eh?
So I should feed the cat to the dog?
Commemorative Biden victory deep V neck sweaters with comfort grip shoulder pads.
And also NYC Real estate.
tickets to go see Nickelback.
… COVID-19 athletic wear…
Just Flu It
The biggest waste of money right now would be…
a donation to Biden 2020.
I was going to say Justin Amash 2020.
A valid third party candidate hurts Biden more than Trump.
Note the adjective “valid.”
Not being Biden or Trump is its own validation to many.
The biggest waste of money right now would be…
NBA Playoff tickets.
The biggest waste of money right now would be…
a Bat farm
Like your governor would allow you to buy bat seeds to begin with…
Farming is easy, batting is hard…
Well, looks like Batgirl and I will have to find somewhere else to settle down.
The biggest waste of money right now would be…
sending relief money to sanctuary cities.
… motorcycle monkey kidnapper futures…
Is that your minkey?
…buying stock in whatever company LeBron James promotes.
…facial recognition software.
…hookers wearing fishnet surgical masks.
…mailing out a reminder to that Bronx retirement home that their insurance premium is late.
…inspirational “Trust China. China ain’t a…..e” tee-shirts for White House staffers.
…investing in large wooden badger construction.
…real estate futures for the fake Rock Ridge.
…just printing money and giving it away.
…Do not resuscitate forms for elderly Chinese, Muslim, democracy proponent hospital patients in Wuhan.
…Barney Frank/Nancy Pelosi night at the strip club.
…wagering on the outcome of a Chinese Checkers game.
Buying a newspaper.
Like, owning one or reading one?
Yes.
I’m hip.
…getting involved in a land war in Asia.
DIY Corona quarantine youtube Vogon poetry writing videos
…converting bathrooms to use “The Three Shells” instead of toilet paper.
Geez, do you have to give ideas to our fine betters? They’ve been figuring out more and more ridiculous things to spend money on and now you’re trying to help them?
For shame.
Saying that, I guess I really only have one answer
The Biggest Waste of Money Right Now Would Be…
Funding gov’t.