Straight Line of the Day: Is there any job easier than being a Portland prosecutor?
Portland Prosecutors Drop 90 Percent of Cases Stemming from Riots
Breitbart | October 08, 2020 | ILDEFONSO ORTIZProsecutors in Portland, Oregon, have dismissed charges on 90 percent of the protesters arrested during Antifa and anti-police riots in September.
One [Joseph Sipe] had also been charged with attempted murder, assault, and arson. Of the 213 arrested that month, only cases for 19 are pending.
In addition to dropping 9 out of every 10 cases in September, authorities dismissed more than 70 percent of the almost 1,000 arrests since May, a case tracker kept by the Multnomah County District Attorney’s Office revealed.
The figure is worsened by reports from The Oregonian that more cases have been dismissed than those shown on the tracker.
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The majority of the other defendants had their charges dismissed due to a policy implemented by Multnomah County District Attorney Mike Schmidt, where his office would not prosecute crimes related to protests.
According to KOIN, the dismissed charges include interfering with a peace officer, disorderly conduct, criminal trespass, escaping from authorities, harassment, and rioting.
The policy was advertised as a way to focus resources to prosecuting violent crimes.
It remains unclear why Schmidt’s office dismissed the most serious charges against Sipe.
Hall monitor in a one room school.
Garbage collector on Venus.
Tail Gunner in a Maori war canoe.
Political bottom feeder for 47 years
Kamala’s fan mail responder?
I would say a toll booth attendant but they just collect a fee and let people pass through.
So, same job.
Democrat candidate for President. You get to close up shop before most people take lunch.
Is there any job easier than being a Portland prosecutor?
Portland rioter.
Is there any job easier than being a Portland prosecutor?
Joe Biden fact checker.
Is there any job easier than being a Portland prosecutor?
Whatever the Emu does here.
He’s the pretty face.
Every office needs some eye candy.
Sweetness is here.
How many months in a row has Emu been named “Employee of the Month”?
And he doesn’t do anything. Everyone else must be real screw-ups.
Have you seen the danish plate, even before a meeting? Yep; blame everyone else.
Ethical advisor for any Democrat politician.
Advisor: “So, what are the chances you’ll get caught?”
Politician: “Absolutely none – we’ve got it all worked out”
Advisor: “Well OK, then. Have fun!”
Politician: ” …. But you’ll handle the media?”
Advisor: “You’re a Democrat?”
Politician: “Yep.”
Advisor: “So, yeah.”
Advisor: “So, what are the chances you’ll get caught?”
Politician: “pffft, the Republicans are running the DOJ and Judiciary in the Senate, so zero.”
Cheerleader at a chess tournament
If only we could harness the energy . . . of all the pushing-up of glasses and the flop-sweat in that scenario — we could (dare I say it?) rule the world!
https://youtu.be/WifF0kZ0zp4
Never saw that SNL clip before, which is no surprise.
She’s cute.
Has the same political skills as Kamala Harris.
As all SNL skits and DNC skits, goes on five minutes too long.
Well played, tankdemon. I haven’t seen SNL in about 40 years.
Detroit Lions Super Bowl ticket scalper
Portland Prosecutor’s Wife: “Ain’t you never going to work?”
Portland Prosecutor: “Why?”
Portland Prosecutor’s Wife: “To get outta my hair every day?”
Portland Prosecutor: “Adorable. Where’s that Nolle Prosecco?”
Is there any job easier than being a Portland prosecutor?
Stunt coordinator for the television series The Golden Girls.
Is there any job easier than being a Portland prosecutor?
Crowd control officer at a Biden rally.
… Being Portland cement… it’s solid work…
Public relations for Paranoid People of America…
… and The American Introvert Society.
Chronicler of Barack Obama’s accomplishments…
Prenatal care nurse at PP
Also the post natal ones.
Pelosi’s phrenologist.
The lumps are all on the inside…