Evening all. Tonight we will present the artist that was meant for last week before the tragic death Eddie Van Halen took us all by surprise.
Ladies and gentlemen I give you…
Toby Keith
On to the music.
So, you think you know about Schrödinger’s cat?
Perhaps you’ve even come up with an equation?
Was the equation nonlinear?
Yes, but was it one-dimensional?
Ah-ha! Did you account for its turbulence — of the integrable variety?
Well, then, these guys have plenty to tell you about its early stage:
Early stage of integrable turbulence in the one-dimensional nonlinear Schrödinger equation
(Of course, they do have the humility to admit that they’re using a semiclassical approach to statistics.)