Submitted by Gumbeaux:

I know Basil and I and a few others here live in the South, so we already have our cards. But if someone else out there needs one:

Applying for a Southern Card

Best three minutes and fifteen seconds you’ll spend today.

FrankJ might want to pay attention to the Austin shout-out.

“We can’t ignore these journalistic giants any longer,” explained Kayleigh McEnany through a handwritten note (since her Twitter account has been suspended).