Straight Line of the Day: If Jeffrey Toobin Invites You To a Video Chat, What Should You Do? Posted by Oppo on 20 October 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: If Jeffrey Toobin invites you to a video chat, what should you do?
Make sure to cc your lawyer, your agent, and your publisher into any interaction…this could be huge (but probably wasn’t)… Reply to this comment
If Jeffrey Toobin invites you to a video chat, what should you do? Don’t panic. Then contact your local law enforcement officials. Reply to this comment
I hollered over t’ Ethel, I said, “Don’t look, Ethel!” But it’s too late, she’d already been incensed. Reply to this comment
If Jeffrey Toobin Invites You To a Video Chat, What Should You Do? Decline the invite but forward it to Cory Booker. I suspect he’d dig it. Reply to this comment
and if you are in a face to face, practice the elbow bump in lieu of a handshake. Reply to this comment
If Jeffrey Toobin invites you to a video chat, what should you do? Just keep repeating, “ORANGE MAN BAD! ORANGE MAN BAD!” Reply to this comment
If Jeffrey Toobin invites you to a video chat, what should you do? Try not to confuse him with Anthony Weiner. Reply to this comment
Curse my 2020 vision for the day, even as I decline. A few days ago I might have said sure, why not, but wondered why his monitor had a windshield wiper. Tell him to put a sock in it. Or on it. Reply to this comment
“…Straight Line of the Day: If Jeffrey Toobin Invites You To a Video Chat, What Should You Do?” Watch the credit card bill for any recurring charges of $9.95 a month for the next few months. Reply to this comment
If Jeffrey Toobin Invites You To a Video Chat, What Should You Do? I think that would depend on whether you’re a male or a female, but in any event try and keep a straight face. Reply to this comment
Be aware of the penal codes in your state.
Make sure to cc your lawyer, your agent, and your publisher into any interaction…this could be huge (but probably wasn’t)…
Zoom out waaaay out.
Practice your screen capturing skills (for future media-related endeavors)…
Just say no…
If Jeffrey Toobin invites you to a video chat, what should you do?
Don’t panic. Then contact your local law enforcement officials.
I hollered over t’ Ethel, I said, “Don’t look, Ethel!” But it’s too late, she’d already been incensed.
Call 1-4LA-WST-REAK
1 – start recording
2 – call your lawyer
3 – ?
4 – Profit
Beg Sara Jessica Parker to borrow a set of her blinders.
Don’t beat around the bush, just decline.
Decline the invite but forward it to Cory Booker. I suspect he’d dig it.
…thank your lucky stars that you aren’t meeting in person.
and if you are in a face to face, practice the elbow bump in lieu of a handshake.
If Jeffrey Toobin invites you to a video chat, what should you do?
Just keep repeating, “ORANGE MAN BAD! ORANGE MAN BAD!”
…ask him what his bonus was for taking the heat off Joe and Hunter.
If Jeffrey Toobin invites you to a video chat, what should you do?
Try not to confuse him with Anthony Weiner.
Curse my 2020 vision for the day, even as I decline.
A few days ago I might have said sure, why not, but wondered why his monitor had a windshield wiper.
Tell him to put a sock in it. Or on it.
Call 911 and report that he’s having a stroke.
Or two.
“Run to the hills – run for your lives…”
“…Straight Line of the Day: If Jeffrey Toobin Invites You To a Video Chat, What Should You Do?”
Watch the credit card bill for any recurring charges of $9.95 a month for the next few months.
If Jeffrey Toobin Invites You To a Video Chat, What Should You Do?
I think that would depend on whether you’re a male or a female, but in any event try and keep a straight face.
Giving him a harrumph is, of course, optional…depending on size.
…start visiting websites with higher quality pron ads.