Invasive Dog-Sized Lizard Continues To Spread in Southeast; ‘They Eat Just About Anything’
Al.com | 24 Nov 2020 | Leada GoreWildlife officials are warning that tegu – a South American lizard that can grow up to the size of a dog – continue to spread across the Southeast.
The Argentine black-and-white tegu is an invasive animal that has spread to Georgia and South Carolina but has also been reported in Alabama.
The lizards, which can grow up to 10 pounds and 4 feet long, are “voracious invaders,” according to National Geographic, and, once established in an area, it’s hard to control the spread.
Once established, tegu will eat just about anything – birds, reptiles, fruits and vegetables. They also like eggs, causing concerns for the future of other species in the areas, including turtles.
Hold my beer . . .
How do they taste?
Just post a recipe card and tell the rednecks they are out of season.
You could also leak that their bladder cures baldness and impotence, the Asian trade would have them trapped out in a month.
How to trap a redneck/oakie/hill billy:
Tell Milo that Burmese pythons love them and pay him to transport them,
along with one or two fish and maybe ..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GyVx28R9-s (had to take a break from those asian carp..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIRXDDG6yB8
but hey…
what are friends for when it comes to growth like the Kudzu.
eh?
So.
1. Waterways and alll in it destroyed becuase of it’s base. Like the ocean and krill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5ZJui3aPoQ
Oh…and also, stupidity tastes like urine.
I think that some people even piss on their food before cooking or eating.
but hey.
You are all so ‘smart’
people of good will eh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GyVx28R9-s
I was thinking of pasting about fishing and how certain nations are at war in our ocean..and then feed it back to us by selling it to us and we do jack about it.
but hey.
As for my ‘guns’
What guns?
or what mortars?
or…
idiots
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=home+mad+mortar