Straight Line of the Day: A Warning You’d Give Your Younger Self… Posted by Oppo on 27 November 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: A warning you’d give your younger self…
You should join the Marines out of high school…the skills will come in handy during the civil war of 2022. Reply to this comment
A warning you’d give your younger self… “I’m from the future and I am you.” “is not!” “is too” “G-d. my parents were right. No wonder hundreds of thousands of years we didn’t do s***. We are idiots guided by the unswerving principle of kill the thinking.” Reply to this comment
Stopping halfway through a meal because you start feeling unwell is unfortunate. Eating leftovers the next day is stupid. Connect the dots. Reply to this comment
A warning you’d give your younger self…
kill baby Hitler
A warning you’d give your younger self…
don’t eat the yellow snow.
A warning you’d give your younger self…
come with me if you want to live.
Buy Amazon, Bitcoin, Facebook and Google as early as possible.
Never putt a gimmie … never trust a fart.
Plastics!
learn to code.
Been there, done that.
don’t grow up. Getting old ain’t for wimps.
You should join the Marines out of high school…the skills will come in handy during the civil war of 2022.
Always… no, never…
stockpile ammo.
invest in precious metals…lead and brass.
The correct answer is always “Yes, dear!”…
When you hit 175# hit the gym. 275 is too late.
Don’t take a full load.
Most of them.don’t dump garbage on Thanksgiving day.
Don’t dump garbage on Thanksgiving day.
…and avoid the Group W bench.
Live it up now, because all fun is illegal in 2020.
A warning you’d give your younger self…
“I’m from the future and I am you.”
“is not!”
“is too”
“G-d. my parents were right. No wonder hundreds of thousands of years we didn’t do s***. We are idiots guided by the unswerving principle of kill the thinking.”
Stopping halfway through a meal because you start feeling unwell is unfortunate. Eating leftovers the next day is stupid. Connect the dots.
“Hey kid. Copyright “www.” Trust me.