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While swimming my laps this morning, I realized that if the 25-yd. pool I swim in identified as a 50m pool, then I actually swim 2000m every morning. I’m a beast.
Yeah but when the “are you still watching” screen pops up, does Zee still have to click “continue watching” on 370 million Americans individually, or is there like a global “continue watching” feature?
And is it picture in picture, or like 370 million monitors?
While swimming my laps this morning, I realized that if the 25-yd. pool I swim in identified as a 50m pool, then I actually swim 2000m every morning. I’m a beast.
I wish I was an only child.
These things can be arranged, you know. Just sayin’.
“When I was a kid, we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child…eventually.”
–Steven Wright
Yeah but when the “are you still watching” screen pops up, does Zee still have to click “continue watching” on 370 million Americans individually, or is there like a global “continue watching” feature?
And is it picture in picture, or like 370 million monitors?
Yes.
“What, Fat?”
“What? You, there? Here’s the thing: Trunalimunumaprzure….”
{Offers to do push-ups}
“I don’t need your vote. I don’t work for you!”
STAND BEHIND HIM, DEMOCRATS!
Theses are things your man has said. Defend any one of these statements.